Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
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Or at least there was an hour ago. Me & another blokewere drooling over 'em til we realised they were all size Medium. Cracking pressie for somebody aye? But not me. All the Atkins Diets in the world with side orders of supersized extra Atkins ain't gonna shoehorn me into a medium size 
On a MUCH brighter note there was a comedy hundred yard long queue outside Waterstones this morning. Folks waiting to get books signed by 'The Quo' - whatever THAT is. Poor saps had shelled out twenty quid or whatever it was then been sent out the shop to join a mega-queue to get back in again to get 'em signed. Thereby allowing the rest of Brighton to mock and jeer them And deservedly so. So many people, so little taste...

On a MUCH brighter note there was a comedy hundred yard long queue outside Waterstones this morning. Folks waiting to get books signed by 'The Quo' - whatever THAT is. Poor saps had shelled out twenty quid or whatever it was then been sent out the shop to join a mega-queue to get back in again to get 'em signed. Thereby allowing the rest of Brighton to mock and jeer them And deservedly so. So many people, so little taste...
