Sign here if you got......................

[Robbo]

..............as pissed as u **** on saturday night after many hours of pre match and post match

I know i did!!!!!!

 

[Italiaseagull]

I started drinking about 6:00 Thursday night, then carried on all day Friday and then Saturday. I have chronic chest pains today.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You know it makes sense, i actually got double vision after the fourth absinthe, that hasn't happened in a while, a lovely way to end a three day bender.

 

[Safeway]

Very much so, Robbo. Highlight of the night had to be heckling the singer on the Font & Firkin and 'impressing' the hen parties with rousing choruses of 'Show us your cleavage, la la la la la la, show us you cleavage, la la la la la la'. Quality tune.

 

[tinx]

I was totally spannered by the time the brighton game started let alon the england game, sobered up during the match and the train home then back on it about 6:15 sometihng like that and round a mates for a party where the stellas flowed all night.

Felt rotten yesterday and I still feel like my bady has given up onme today. Its gonna be a long week.

 

[Shizuoka Dolphin]

I know you did Robbo - There I was at gone midnight trying to enjoy 'Bend it like Beckham' and what do I get?

Ring ring.

"AWRIGHT BAZ - YOU COMIN' AAHT FOR A CURRY!!??"

"No mate, I'm watching a film."

"YOU'RE WATCHIN' A FACKIN' FILM!?! WHAT FACKING FILM YA' WATCHIN'?!"

"Bend it like Beckham"

"BEND IT LIKE FACKING BECKHAM!?!?"

And so on.

 

[Marc]

yeah I had a few pre-match then post-match then the rest of the night. Ended up in the Duke (shoreham) babbling on about music or something
Lovely Posh Nosh hawain burger on the way home though!

 

[Safeway]

I know you did Robbo - There I was at gone midnight trying to enjoy 'Bend it like Beckham' and what do I get?

Ring ring.

"AWRIGHT BAZ - YOU COMIN' AAHT FOR A CURRY!!??"

"No mate, I'm watching a film."

"YOU'RE WATCHIN' A FACKIN' FILM!?! WHAT FACKING FILM YA' WATCHIN'?!"

"Bend it like Beckham"

"BEND IT LIKE FACKING BECKHAM!?!?"

And so on.

Simlutaneously I was stumbling around Lewes station, abusing rugby fans and going on about what an obliging lot they are:

Rugby fan: How did you get on today:

Me: Oh, for f***'S SAKE. How many more f***ing times? JESUS.

Rugby fan: Bloody hell, sorry. I only asked.

Me: f***ing egg chasers. Bunch of ****s.

 

[Robbo]

I know you did Robbo - There I was at gone midnight trying to enjoy 'Bend it like Beckham' and what do I get?

Ring ring.

"AWRIGHT BAZ - YOU COMIN' AAHT FOR A CURRY!!??"

"No mate, I'm watching a film."

"YOU'RE WATCHIN' A FACKIN' FILM!?! WHAT FACKING FILM YA' WATCHIN'?!"

"Bend it like Beckham"

"BEND IT LIKE FACKING BECKHAM!?!?"

And so on.

 

[Italiaseagull]

Simlutaneously I was stumbling around Lewes station

I hope you didn't leave any mess on my patch?

 

[Robbo]

Very much so, Robbo. Highlight of the night had to be heckling the singer on the Font & Firkin and 'impressing' the hen parties with rousing choruses of 'Show us your cleavage, la la la la la la, show us you cleavage, la la la la la la'. Quality tune.

For those of you who do not know, "show us your cleavage, la la la la la la la," is to the tune "i love you baby la la la la la la la".

The singer, on another note, was very poor, and deserved the cutting action we was signalling to him to STOP BLOODY SINGING!!!!

 

[Goring Gull]

I think the standard of perfromances in both games contributed to the mess.

 

[Le Premier Cru]

NSC's smilies drink too much Guinness.

Who can put together a Harveys version?

...or better still, a proper glass (see avatar, left).

 

[Robbo]

goring, your avatar is fan-f***ing-tastic!!!