Should Buckley change his name?

[LowKarate]

Whilst I can see that Zaha has a modicum of skill, it strikes me that the figures bandied around for him probably include at least a £2m premium for a name that makes him sound like he should be a top footballer, whereas a name like Buckley sounds as if he has a long career ahead of him serving Lord and Lady Featherstonehaugh.

I suspect that if he changed his name to Zava or Rava or Tadaah! then we might get Liverpool or Chelsea interested and could command a top price for him (not that I think we should sell him, but everyone has a price).

So what name would add the maximum value?

Zava adds £2.5m
Rava adds £1.5m
Tiltman deducts £2m

Are there any other premium names (not already taken by other players) that you suggest we should consider?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Isn't he named after that bloke who used to be on That's Life? The one that used to sit next to Esther Rantzen?

Why choose him? Why not the one who used to make records, under the name Ivor Biggun?

 

[papajaff]

Tiltman deducts £2m

 

[Nuneatonseagull]

Pablo Scorezé

 

[Brightonia]

We could co really crazy, remember the former Celtic and Hull striker, vennegoor of hesselink??

Change his name to something as long, charge a million per letter and away we go!

 

[SeagullSongs]

Berkley?

 

[banjo]

Torres adds £30 million

 

[LowKarate]

Pablo Scorezé

Great name! (although a little bit too 'Carry On' to be taken seriously). That's got to be worth £1m extra.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

I've been thinking about this for hours. And I've decided we'd get ATLEAST £10million for him if his name was Davros Quick.

 

[Kumquat]

Barclays. That's sure to attract someone who wants to piss good money up the wall.

 

[Kumquat]

I've been thinking about this for hours. And I've decided we'd get ATLEAST £10million for him if his name was Davros Quick.

That's a great name. Reminds me of a kid at school who one day told everyone his real name was Roy Phoenix. The reaction was a mixture of ridicule and awe.

 

[HastingsSeagull]

Completely disagree, think his name is far better than zahahaha

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Will.I.Am Buckley should do the trick