Shed load of frozen Salmon...

[Pavilionaire]

Apparently the truck was cut up by a Porsche TURBOT Diesel...

 

[Was not Was]

Not sure this is true. The OP has got us hook, line and sinker.

 

[brakespear]

Not sure this is true. The OP has got us hook, line and sinker.

I'm HERRING that this did actually take PLAICE.

 

[Winker]

Can't they just stickle-em-all-back on?

 

[sydney]

there's a few left in the lay bys .......if yeh want any yer better get yer SKATES on.....

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I've just got in from the scene of the fishy carnage & some of the clear-up team are certainly starting to look rather green around the gills. I tried a bit of sharking to try & bag a few cheeky Salmon suppers - & even offered them 50 Squid in the end - but the hi-vis mob weren't 'avin it. I was lucky I didn't get a good pasting tbh...

 

[Hyperion]

Other traffic will need to be careful en croute

 

[sydney]

I've just got in from the scene of the fishy carnage & some of the clear-up team are certainly starting to look rather green around the gills. I tried a bit of sharking to try & bag a few cheeky Salmon suppers - & even offered them 50 Squid in the end - but the hi-vis mob weren't 'avin it. I was lucky I didn't get a good pasting tbh...

lucky you didn't get BATTERED .

 

[rdigs24]

..all over the the carriageway apparently (somewhere ooop Narth, like).

A Police spokesman - wot was on the scene - commented that truck wasn't damaged too badly, but it would take a long time to fillet.

Perhaps the Salmon could be fed to the Palaice squad as a pre matchmeal on Sunday. That will give them the SQUIDS

 

[willow147]

I've Haddock up to here with all these puns.

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

I heard the driver was a prawn again christian. Anyfin is possible. Although if there is any Salmon left, let minnow.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

There but for the brace of cod