[Albion] Shane Duffy is my dad

[jackalbion]

No further comment will be made

 

[bWize]

Ok

 

[AZ Gull]

Is Katie Price your mum?

 

[Chicken Run]

I do remember him having a mate over from Ireland who looks like you, so you weren’t his mate then?

Seeing that he’s 33 and you must be at least 28 he fathered you 5?

 

[Guinness Boy]

Classic.

 

[Anger]

 

[BevBHA]

I thought your dad was Simon Pegg

 

[Ⓩ-Ⓐ-Ⓜ-Ⓞ-Ⓡ-Ⓐ]

Aren't you Martin Montoya?

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Hence your love for Guinness l guess.

 

[Seagull's Return]

Seeing that he’s 33 and you must be at least 28 he fathered you 5?

This is Big Shane “Google Me” Duffy we’re talking about here - I wouldn’t entirely discount the possibility

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Seeing that he’s 33 and you must be at least 28 he fathered you 5?

If we were talking about anyone other than Duffy I would rule it out entirely

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Shane Duffy is my dad​

You sure about that?

 

[Taybha]

Shane and Katy are said to be delighted but both insist neither was driving at the time of this accident.