Shameful Dicks Bar Rip-Off

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

OK, maybe I was partially to blame for getting a round in and agreeing to my former H Block cohort 'Tom''s request for a pear cider. Oh, and could he please have the headphones prize, if offered.

Ok, I'll try anything once.

Turns out there's two pear ciders. The one to the left bar in Dicks costs four quid on draught and has some fancy prize promotion thing. Prbably includes a headphones prize.

The bar to the right of Dicks Bar sells Bulmers Pear Cider in a bottle. There's no prize. and it costs FIVE f***ing QUID A BOTTLE.

Guess which I bought?

Permission to use the 'C' word please mods

And yes, yes it IS a cool story bro'. Least it is for ME.

 

[Ernest]

OK, maybe I was partially to blame for getting a round in and agreeing to my former H Block cohort 'Tom''s request for a pear cider. Oh, and could he please have the headphones prize, if offered.

Ok, I'll try anything once.

Turns out there's two pear ciders. The one to the left bar in Dicks costs four quid on draught and has some fancy prize promotion thing. Prbably includes a headphones prize.

The bar to the right of Dicks Bar sells Bulmers Pear Cider in a bottle. There's no prize. and it costs FIVE f***ing QUID A BOTTLE.

Guess which I bought?

Permission to use the 'C' word please mods

TYPICAL Dick Tight potless PILLOCK rip off. I expect the PROCEEDS go to all THE other CASH he got out of the CLUB like the 1983 FA Cup final money and the TRANSFER money from SELLING Zamora to QPR

 

[Neil]

what pratt drinks Pear Cider lol

 

[seagullondon]

what pratt drinks Pear Cider lol

this.

and also

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

what pratt drinks Pear Cider lol

Just what I was thinking. But you can't exactly say such a thing to an old mucker from the H Block trenches. What's a boy to do?

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

this.

and also

*SIGH*

 

[8ace]

Have they still only got cider on draught at the small bar at the side that sells the pies

 

[Lord Bracknell]

what pratt drinks Pear Cider lol

It's called PERRY.

TYPICAL Dick Tight potless PILLOCK rip off. I expect the PROCEEDS go to all THE other CASH he got out of the CLUB like the 1983 FA Cup final money and the TRANSFER money from SELLING Zamora to QPR

See comment above.

 

[wehatepalace]

It's called PERRY.

Not strictly true. For it to be a true Perry, it needs to be made from Perry pears.
Pear cider is made from a sweeter variety of pear.

 

[Arthur]

It's called PERRY.

No it's not. Blimey! The man who knows everything about everything, or at least to think he does, is wrong about something. Stop the world I want to get off!

 

[Kumquat]

The bar on the right sells the 4 quid one too. I know because i asked for it and they served me it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

It's called PERRY.

In which case... PERRY OUT!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

It's called PERRY.

Is Perry a transsexual ? no need to call him/her a prat

 

[Jack Daniels]

OK, maybe I was partially to blame for getting a round in and agreeing to my former H Block cohort 'Tom''s request for a pear cider. Oh, and could he please have the headphones prize, if offered.

Ok, I'll try anything once.

Turns out there's two pear ciders. The one to the left bar in Dicks costs four quid on draught and has some fancy prize promotion thing. Prbably includes a headphones prize.

The bar to the right of Dicks Bar sells Bulmers Pear Cider in a bottle. There's no prize. and it costs FIVE f***ing QUID A BOTTLE.

Guess which I bought?

Permission to use the 'C' word please mods

And yes, yes it IS a cool story bro'. Least it is for ME.

Prices in dicks bar seem excessive to me. I still go and there and buy the stuff all the same. Just seem to keep ending up there somehow and once there seems rude not to buy a drink.

 

[Superphil]

Dicks is generally cheaper than my local, especially with the 10% cash back.

 

[GoldWithFalmer]

Dicks is generally cheaper than my local, especially with the 10% cash back.

And offers-if you can negociate the stairs after 10 pints the shortest walk to the station in the stadium

 

[Doc Lynam]

I love a bit of the old pear cider so when i saw the guy on the door looking like a squashed Terminator with cider dispenser in hand i was well happy. Also got round to looking at Attila's poem on the wall, well worth a read if you haven't yet.

 

[Vegas Seagull]

Is Perry a transsexual ? no need to call him/her a prat

Martini Perry?

 

[The Grockle]

I paid £4.85 for a Bulmers in a pub down the laines a couple of weeks ago, in my local Wetherspoons they are over £4.00 so a fiver in a football stadium is far from unreasonable IMO. Basically these horrible overly sweet ‘ciders’ are overpriced wherever you go.