Shagable newsreaders

[The Large One]

So will this one...

 

[afters]

Does she do breakfast TV ?

The missus leaves for work quite early so I could get one off if she does.

she's on LCI one of the most boring of all the french rolling news programmes.

 

[Man of Harveys]

she's on LCI one of the most boring of all the french rolling news programmes.

Can't knock LCI's management - our Melissa could be discussing the latest insurance industry news 24/7 and I reckon I'd still be riveted.

 

[The Large One]

Can't knock LCI's management - our Melissa could be discussing the latest insurance industry news 24/7 and I reckon I'd still be riveted.

Quite. She can do it in French, for all I care...

 

[H block]

she's on LCI one of the most boring of all the french rolling news programmes.

I can just hear Mrs H Block now...... '' I came home today and found that boring French news channel on the TV again............. You been playing with yourself before work again ''

 

[tip top]

A mate was seeing her a few years back.............. said she was rather adventurous!

 

[Man of Harveys]

A mate was seeing her a few years back.............. said she was rather adventurous!

Interesting - on Popbitch, one of her former paramours reported that she hated getting any (for want of a better term) spunk on or about her person during (or perhaps after) the sexual act. Memorably, this was summed up with a great headline "Kerplunk shuns the manfat" - a phrase I've been trying to work into conversation ever since.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I've had a number of thoughts in the late eve of her reading the news with Pam St Clements 18 inch lips, Moira's curmudgeonly face slowly demolished, forever sunken on Big Pat's downstars rot as headlines are echoed in her barrel of glut.

 

[tip top]

Interesting - on Popbitch, one of her former paramours reported that she hated getting any (for want of a better term) spunk on or about her person during (or perhaps after) the sexual act. Memorably, this was summed up with a great headline "Kerplunk shuns the manfat" - a phrase I've been trying to work into conversation ever since.

He used to come out with all sorts of stories about her. He's known as an honest bloke, so I'm inclined to believe him. Barcombe Mills up a tree apparantly was one!

 

[Trigger]

Has to be South Today's very own scouser, Dani Sinha...

 

[Tesco in Disguise]

yes, please.

 

[H block]

He used to come out with all sorts of stories about her. He's known as an honest bloke, so I'm inclined to believe him. Barcombe Mills up a tree apparantly was one!

There`s a very good thread here. See main board.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I only mention Julia Somerville ... because when I was a student the guy in the room next door to me did.

 

[El Presidente]

There are more obscure channels too

*cough*

 

[Gully]

Personal favourite for me is Kate Silverton:

 

[bailey]

I can just hear Mrs H Block now...... '' I came home today and found that boring French news channel on the TV again............. You been playing with yourself before work again ''

Here you go Mr H Block, fill your boots...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j1G-3laJJP0

This has taken a staggering 1.42 million views but then watching this video it's completely understandable.

 

[John Bumlick]

i like her. certain milfy quality about her.

 

[Jimbo26]

The bird (presenter mainly but sometimes newsreader) on GMTV with a mouth like a horse. Besides that she has lovely knockers !!. Name escapes me !

 

[Lankyseagull]

Polly Evans - BBC South-East.

 

[gjh1971]