Shag Yourself Slim

[Grapes of Wrath]

Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight: Amazon.co.uk: Imah Goer: Books

Just found this book on Amazon, only £2.26 delivered. That's the Vicar's Christmas present sorted!

 

[Questions]

Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight: Amazon.co.uk: Imah Goer: Books

Just found this book on Amazon, only £2.26 delivered. That's the Vicar's Christmas present sorted!

Also 'The Little Book Of Wanking on the same page. If it was The Big Book Of Wanking Danny Seagull might have been interested.

 

[biggles]

Also 'The Little Book Of Wanking on the same page. If it was The Big Book Of Wanking Danny Seagull might have been interested.

two pages on are two more titles "wank yourself to specs" and
"wank yourself to blindness" (pro edition)

 

[Alonso Moseley]

Does the blindness one end in braille ?

 

[Buzzer]

This one is going in my stocking for Christmas

A collection of sperm based recipes

Go on - splash out. It's Christmas.

 

[biggles]

Does the blindness one end in braille ?

it sure does but you have a job to read the braille cos by then the book is covered in spu+*^^$£nk and to sticky to read

 

[Wozza]

Shag Yourself Slim: The Most Enjoyable Way to Lose Weight: Amazon.co.uk: Imah Goer: Books

Just found this book on Amazon, only £2.26 delivered. That's the Vicar's Christmas present sorted!

By Imah Goer...

 

[Buzzer]

There was a young barmaid from Sale
Who's t-shirt had the prices of ale
and on her behind
for the aid of the blind
They were written all over in braille.

 

[Big Jim]

It never worked for me...

 

[Buzzer]

If I stick to this diet does that make me a vagitarian?

 

[Grapes of Wrath]

If I stick to this diet does that make me a vagitarian?

Only if you were a c*nt in the first place, which I am sure you are not!

 

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Also 'The Little Book Of Wanking on the same page. If it was The Big Book Of Wanking Danny Seagull might have been interested.

Wouldn't matter, either way I doubt I'd make it past page 2.

 

[Spun Cuppa]

If wanking made me thin, people would think I'm anorexic