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> > >> > > Sweeties anyone ....
> > >> > >
> > >> > > Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the
> weekend. It
> > >>was After
> > >> > > Eight.
> > >> > > She was from Quality Street
> > >> > > He was a Fisherman's Friend
> > >> > > On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He
> had a Rum and
> > >>Butter.
> > >> > > She had a Wine Gum.
> > >> > > He asked her name. She said Polo, I'm the one
> with the
> > >>hole. (But
> > >> > I'm
> > >> > >
> > >> > > the one with the Nuts he thought)
> > >> > > Then he touched her Milky Way.
> > >> > > They checked in and went straight to the
> bedroom. Mr
> > >>Cadbury
> > >> > turned
> > >> > > out the light for a bit of Black Magic It
> wasn't long
> > >>before he
> > >> > > slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt
> the contrast
> > >>of her
> > >> > > Double
> > >> > > Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.
> > >> > > But Ms Rowntree wasn't keen as she already
> had a few
> > >>Jelly Babies,
> > >> > So
> > >> > >
> > >> > > she let him take a trip down Bourneville
> Boulevard.
> > >> > > He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of
> Fudge
> > >>nudging.
> > >> > > It was a Magic Moment as she let out of
> scream of Turkish
> > >>Delight.
> > >>
> > >> > > When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt
> a bit
> > >>Crunchie.
> > >> > > She wanted more but he decided to take a Time
> Out.
> > >> > > However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked
> very
> > >>appetising. So he
> > >> > did
> > >> > >
> > >> > > a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert.
> > >> > > At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper!
> > >> > > Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to
> his wife
> > >>Caramel.
> > >>Sadly,
> > >> > > he
> > >> > > was soon to discover he had caught V.D.
> > >> > > It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of
> Assorted Creams.
> > >>She really
> > >> > had
> > >> > >
> > >> > > been with All Sorts.
>
 












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