Seriously,the home end at Worst Ham

[Brixtaan]

I'm having second thoughts.Will we be sniffed out?

 

[Scarface]

Probably but they shouldn't care if you keep to yourself.

 

[jevs]

Probably but they shouldn't care if you keep to yourself.

That, is good advice. If you don't give the big one, you'll be ok.

Plz go and enjoy the game and the day out...just be sensible and you'll be ok

 

[Brixtaan]

There's the rub, to have an enjoyable day out i need to sing and shout.

 

[Albion Dan]

Well if you do sing and shout expect to get home with a few less teeth than you set out with.

 

[Cian]

You'll have to celebrate their goals and protest our ones, but you'll be fine otherwise

If you've got any generic football related clothing, e.g. an England shirt, wear it. Do not under ANY circumstances even wear the stripes under a jumper. If you haven't got an England shirt, then dress as chavvily as possible.

From my experience of Eircom League grounds. They're smaller, but more intimidating

 

[Knightsworld]

I'll have to wear my England shirt with Zamora on the back, that might confuse them.

Or i still might be heading for trouble if they dont like BZ

Chav style it is then.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

im going with some west ham fans

 

[Yorkie]

If your phone rings SBTS then change the tone.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

before or after it rings?

 

[Yorkie]

before or after it rings?

You may find you haven't got it after it rings

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

you may but you just wont have any working fingers to answer it

 

[Cian]

If your phone rings SBTS then change the tone.

Ooh, good point, have to add it to my guide next time.. My phone ringtone is Blue Monday, so I'm safe anywhere though

 

[Buckingham]

Hopefully will pass off OK, I think my seat is near the away fans though. It'll be fine unless anyone recognises us and starts pointing at us singing 'There's Brighton there'.

Second problem: I was pictured with trevor Brooking last season at National Falmer day, if they re-produce that picture in this weeks programme I'm dead.

 

[Yorkie]

Hopefully will pass off OK, I think my seat is near the away fans though. It'll be fine unless anyone recognises us and starts pointing at us singing 'There's Brighton there'.

Second problem: I was pictured with trevor Brooking last season at National Falmer day, if they re-produce that picture in this weeks programme I'm dead.

Stop shaving today and have a fair bit of growth by Saturday. Then hope it's sunny and wear sunglasses.

 

[cheshunt seagull]

I have a lot of experience of home ends at Brighton away games.
If we go ahead, just expect the inevitable equaliser and live that emotion. If they score, there is a facial expression which involves tightening the face muscles which can pass for either intense pleasure or pain. If you get challenging looks at that point, blow out your cheeks with a look of relief, it will look convincing.

The reality is that West Ham will not be looking for us in their end and just not making your allegiance blatantly obvious will mean you should be OK

 

[Withdean and I]

three of us in with west ham...hoping we all keep our gobs shut when the albion score!!!

 

[Blackadder]

I think a lot depends on how many of our fans sit together in the home stands.

If there's 2 or 3 and you keep schtum, it shouldn't be a problem.

If there are a dozen or so fans together you will be sussed!

 

[Seagull Pete]

You lot mad You may as well go to Iraq and do some contract work, get kidnapped and beheaded!! Much more less hassle than trying to keep quiet in the West Ham end!!

I turned a ticket down when my mate said he had one for me................. In the West Ham end!!

 

[Parson Henry]

Wear your pants on your head, stick a pencil up each nostril and shout 'wibble' every now and again.

Works every time.