Secret Santa ideas

[Bring back Bryan wade!!]

Lurpak and poppers......

 

[Lady Gull]

Willy warmer!!!!

 

[SeagullSongs]

This:
Miley Cyrus Photograph - 25cm x 20cm: Amazon.co.uk: Kitchen Home

and a pot of vaseline.

 

[SeagullSongs]

Database errors made me double post...

 

[birthofanorange]

A Heritage stone?

 

[Everest]

I took a similar bet many years ago. The woman heading the team was a bit of a mare. I got her shaving foam and a razor. Was hunted odwn the next day and forced to apologise. I look back and cringe, and have never taken part since...

Not that secret then.

 

[RowleyBirkinQ.C(deceased)]

We did a secret Santa last year at work, and one fella got a parcel that contained some dog chews, a packet of farleys rusks, a toilet duck, and a jar of marmite, knowing full well he hates the stuff.

 

[catfish]

Cock ring.

 

[Marshal Josip Tito]

Cock ring.

Several years ago I bought a waterproof cock ring for a hotel/motel work colleague. By sheer coincidence it turned out he drew me as his secret santa too. I got a litre of Becherovka, a wonderful spirit from the Czech Republic.

I felt terrible until the following week at work I caught him bragging about how much he'd managed to use his new waterproof cock ring over the weekend. Turned out to be genuinely useful to him rather than the joke item I had intended it to be.

Turned out nice then

 

[catfish]

Several years ago I bought a waterproof cock ring for a hotel/motel work colleague. By sheer coincidence it turned out he drew me as his secret santa too. I got a litre of Becherovka, a wonderful spirit from the Czech Republic.

I felt terrible until the following week at work I caught him bragging about how much he'd managed to use his new waterproof cock ring over the weekend. Turned out to be genuinely useful to him rather than the joke item I had intended it to be.

Turned out nice then

I like a story with a happy ending!

 

[The Maharajah of Sydney]

A large fish head , preferably rotting and wrapped in newspaper is what I think you might be after .
It had the desired effect when deployed many years ago . Comes in easily under budget too !

 

[Alix_D]

My Mrs. And get a pint with the change.

 

[Dr. Notthenineo'clocknews]

I worked in a London office once and in a bit of a hurry I bought a black mug and in very small font read "www.fuckoff.com" that was it, boring I know but hey, anyhoo it ending up in the hand of one of the heads of HR, bout the same age as me, a bit of crumpet who I thought could take a joke, luckily it was secret as the fall out was f***ing huge and carried on till March, it rubber stamped what I already knew, that christmas type things parties etc and work don't mix, I work with these fuckin people last thing I want to do (with a couple of exceptions) is eat and drink (in my own time) with them

 

[Uncle Buck]

A copy of Mein Kampf?

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

A framed photo of the Arthur Waite massive.

 

[peterward]

Got a fiver and don't like him......... it has to be a Half season palace season ticket, you'll get some change back to.

 

[maresfield seagull]

Got a fiver and don't like him......... it has to be a Half season palace season ticket, you'll get some change back to.

Are they available on Groupon yet ? ; ]

 

[Deleted member 18477]

Those horrid bloody orange and lemon crystallised jelly shapes your nan always brings out at Christmas

Errrrrrr they are f***ing unreal!!!

 

[Art Vs Science]

Bacon Toothpaste - Lazybone

 

[jackalbion]

Joe Gatting