Secret Santa ideas

[bhafc_ross]

I need them to be as bad as possible , for a bloke at work needs to shock the whole office ... Don't mind if it risks my job but there's a 5 pound limit ...

 

[Bwian]

The X Factor singles 2011

 

[Lady Gull]

A butt plug

 

[Lady Gull]

Gimp suit

 

[bhafc_ross]

Without wanting to sound in the know surely looking at over a 5er unless a second hand one going cheap

 

[Doc Lynam]

Go to Davids Books and get the most stupid, cheap books. Like Graham Taylor football management.

 

[Lady Gull]

Blow up sheep

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Framed picture of Maddie

 

[bhafc_ross]

Framed picture of Maddie

Idiot

 

[Lady Gull]

You did say shocking!!!!!

 

[Jimmy Grimble]

Would shock the whole office though, wouldn't it?

 

[Lady Gull]

Anal beads?

 

[Washie]

a pack of minstrels

 

[Lady Gull]

Those horrid bloody orange and lemon crystallised jelly shapes your nan always brings out at Christmas

 

[Lady Gull]

Turkish delight - yuk

 

[Hampster Gull]

I took a similar bet many years ago. The woman heading the team was a bit of a mare. I got her shaving foam and a razor. Was hunted odwn the next day and forced to apologise. I look back and cringe, and have never taken part since...

 

[Triggaaar]

Go to Davids Books and get the most stupid, cheap books. Like Graham Taylor football management.

I like it

I took a similar bet many years ago. The woman heading the team was a bit of a mare. I got her shaving foam and a razor. Was hunted odwn the next day and forced to apologise. I look back and cringe, and have never taken part since...

Ooo, not good.

 

[Bry Nylon]

A framed copy of the latest Situations Vacant page from your local paper.

 

[Lady Gull]

There's a shop in the lanes opposite the place where they sell the posh pens and they sell all sorts of strange shit in there - I bought my son some chocolate widgety grubs in there -

Peacocks in Blatchington Road had some great stuff in for stupid presents - I got my son a grow your own pole dancer!!!!! And a rubix cube with all sorts of tits on!!!

 

[Lady Gull]

You can't get much for a fiver these days really can you?