Second Post

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ours has just come in...

 

[Uncle Buck]

Ohhhh, did you get any letters....

 

[Highfields Seagull]

I thought Royal Mail had abolished second post.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Ohhhh, did you get any letters....

Just payments from clinets

 

[Uncle Buck]

Just payments from clinets

You moonlighting?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

No - i offer postal payments - hope you dont mind master?

 

[Uncle Buck]

No - i offer postal payments - hope you dont mind master?

The cheques still need to go into the business account.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I am sorry i have been taking extra that my 1%, my goat need a new coat

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was moonlighting. Then i gave that up to do a spot of light mooning.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I am sorry i have been taking extra that my 1%, my goat need a new coat

You have replaced Alan, but I thought Alan was never to be replaced....

 

[Curious Orange]

I thought Royal Mail had abolished second post.

Nah! They abolished 1st post and then renamed 2nd post!

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

You have replaced Alan, but I thought Alan was never to be replaced....

I found out some home truths about that bitch of a goat.

 

[Lord Bracknell]

I thought Royal Mail had abolished second post.

They have in the wild parts of rural East Sussex where I live.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Is there a letter from the Alliance & Leicester Plc in Orange offering a loan at extremely competitive rates

 

[Uncle Buck]

I found out some home truths about that bitch of a goat.

Well I told you when I ran him over that it looked like he had seen some action.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Some action is an understatment

 

[Uncle Buck]

Some action is an understatment

Indeed.

Still the kebab shop gave me a tenner for his remains and another £5 for the special sauce they extracted from him.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

That was not all mine, it now appears

 

[Uncle Buck]

That was not all mine, it now appears

Well it was a best seller.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

I thought thast goat loved me