Sean Paul tells it like it is...

[Papa Lazarou]

Looosers.

Sean Paul is the truth.

Or an illiterate tw*t

 

[CHAPPERS]

Don't be afraid of something just because you don't understand it people.....

Get wit it.

 

[The Cat in the Hat]

Well enough likkle girl dem bought they own dem got di goody goody
One ting mi haffi tell dem Dutty got di woody woody
Frontway backway Dutty K man have di shooby shooby
Virgin dem waan gimme and mi have to tooky tooky
Hot girls outta road dat seh dem see mi see mi
And a tell mi seh dem have somethin fi gimme gimme
How much a one night dem all a dream bout di jimmy jimmy
Dem a promise and a tell mi seh a fi mi fi mi
But a promise is a comfort to a fool, so cool
Well yuh dun know seh dat man haffi rule, di school
We nuh pet dem just wet dem up just like a pool
And a dignitary we haffi use up mi tool

For anyone else that didn't understand that (well I am over 30), I've translated the statement into 'Poshly spoken using a translator at Whoohoo.co.uk .

this is how to pronounce it properly, old chap (sorry young Chap!)

I'm terribly sorry but well enough little filly they bought they're own, they've got the goohdy goohdy one thing one has to tell them that they got the haaard on frontweay backweay . dutty k old bean have thei shoohby shoohby virgin they fancy to giz myself and one has to take hot totty out ohn the road that see them see myself see mine and one tell you, my old bean, that they have something to give myself giz myself hoh much for one night they all dream about the jimmy jimmy they promise and tell myself seh if but ah promise is ah comfort to ah foohl, soh fascinating well you, my old bean, dane't knoh that men have rules, the schoohl we doesn't pet them fie wet them up fie fancy ah poohl and ah dignitaaary we have to use up my toohl

 

[dwayne]

Sean Paul is pretty much detested by dancehall fans these days, but that has a lot to do with snobbery. A lot of his stuff is garbage that crap with blu cuntrell was shite!!

If u want some decent new reggae to listen to u would surely pick up a Buju Banton or Elephant Man album wouldn't u rudebwoy??

 

[CHAPPERS]

I would indeed get meself some Buju Banton, however i am not a big fan of Elephant Man, never have been really.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

You soggy biscuit Chappers.


SHUT IT.

 

[CHAPPERS]

You are stoopid and don't know jack.

 

[Mr Popkins]

give me ASWAD any day!

 

[The Cat in the Hat]

Wot about MUSICAL YOUTH

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Tsk! This Sean Paul chap is as thick as the stuff I have to sometimes scrape from the sole of my shoe!