Seagulls Bikini

[Clothes Peg]

So, you'd rather have children promoting them...?

You should have PM'ed me. I would have sourced some attractive, legal young ladies. There's nothing wrong with the girls that did it. I think they're actually really brave and I'd be proud to have bodies like theirs.

 

[The Large One]

You should have PM'ed me. I would have sourced some attractive, legal young ladies. There's nothing wrong with the girls that did it. I think they're actually really brave and I'd be proud to have bodies like theirs.

I DID use attractive, legal young(ish) ladies.

Well, not USE them in that sense...

 

[Clothes Peg]

I DID use attractive, legal young(ish) ladies.

Well, not USE them in that sense...

You should have got the girl that was in the shop when I came in to do it. She was really pretty.

 

[1066gull]

Nice! But I doubt I'd find a girl who supports Brighton in Wolverhampton next year!

 

[1066gull]

You should have got the girl that was in the shop when I came in to do it. She was really pretty.

Or your sister?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

It may astonish some people, but the market for swimwear is not exclusively a market where purchasers are lads in their late teens and early twenties.

The images of the product that appeal to potential purchasers with money to spend are not necessarily what NSC might expect.

There was an interesting feature on Woman's Hour on Radio Four the other day about this.

 

[Clothes Peg]

Or your sister?

Hmm, she's under eighteen. I don't think it's appropriate. Mind you, I saw Gully's Girls after their performance at the cricket, and there is no way they're all over 18.

 

[The Large One]

You should have got the girl that was in the shop when I came in to do it. She was really pretty.

Came in to do what? All you did was introduce yourself, and give me the short, edited version of your recent love life and bugger off again...


f***ing hell, you think lardy 37-year-olds can just approach anyone they feel like approaching - preferably someone they don't know - because the might be a bit pretty and say, 'Excuse me, would you like to pose semi-naked in my shop-cum-studio up on the top floor for a bikini photoshoot?'

Good grief.


















































































































Actually, why didn't I think of that?

 

[Clothes Peg]

Came in to do what? All you did was introduce yourself, and give me the short, edited version of your recent love life and bugger off again...


f***ing hell, you think lardy 37-year-olds can just approach anyone they feel like approaching - preferably someone they don't know - because the might be a bit pretty and say, 'Excuse me, would you like to pose semi-naked in my shop-cum-studio up on the top floor for a bikini photoshoot?'

Good grief.


Actually, why didn't I think of that?

I think I missed out a comma. I would like to clarify that I didn't DO anything in TLO's shop.
You were the one enquiring about my love life. I guess you are just sour because I couldn't afford to buy anything. I assumed you were good friends with her as you were chatting away about her love of rugby types and doing your best to make me blush.
Also, I wouldn't describe you as 'lardy'.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

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who is that munter ?? in the white

 

[The Large One]

who is that munter ?? in the white

Having met you, I find those words do have a SUPREME irony attached to them.

 

[The Large One]

I think I missed out a comma. I would like to clarify that I didn't DO anything in TLO's shop.
You were the one enquiring about my love life. I guess you are just sour because I couldn't afford to buy anything. I assumed you were good friends with her as you were chatting away about her love of rugby types and doing your best to make me blush.
Also, I wouldn't describe you as 'lardy'.

I asked about your lovelife because someone told me that they'd seen that certain aspects of it happen outside my shop at night.

My shop is in a nice neighbourhood.

 

[Clothes Peg]

My shop is in a nice neighbourhood.

I trod in what I believe was urine whilst "doing stuff" outside your shop.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I agree especially since I have seen a lot of posters on Nsc and rough just doesn't describe it.

Harsh, Yorkie. I had done a hard days work and drove over all the way from Chichester.

 

[itszamora]

For what it's worth, I thought they looked fine. Mind you, I am pretty desperate at the moment.

 

[The Large One]

I trod in what I believe was urine whilst "doing stuff" outside your shop.

Quite, in my neighbourhood, it's urine.

Everywhere else, it's piss.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I trod in what I believe was urine whilst "doing stuff" outside your shop.

Who said romance was dead?

 

[Yorkie]

Harsh, Yorkie. I had done a hard days work and drove over all the way from Chichester.

 

[Screaming J]

Mrs Hut's taste be blowed -

I suspect in the context of 'blowing' it wasn't her taste he was interested in.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I love NSC. This thread has cheared me up.