Seagullible

[Dave the OAP]

Young Man

You were well and truly hammered on Saturday and you groped my man breasts( even though I am that thin now you would never have noticed) as well as Artois and that lovelly lady Artois was sat with.

I expect a full apology and some sort of recompense for injuries.

A pint will do

LOL

Dave

 

[Marc]

hehe yeah I too saw him quite drunk

 

[Artois]

I second that Dave.


I know I am gorgeous, but the number of times he groped and kissed me from behind was extremely worrying.

 

[Dave the OAP]

LOL

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

 

[Italiaseagull]

I know you find my sideburns attractive, but do not kiss me again! (well at least not in public)

 

[CHAPPERS]

You are welcome to kiss me any time you like you handsome mother fucker

That will make it mother and son

 

[Italiaseagull]

 

[Seagullible]

Oh so I'd been ignoring this! I don't know how I managed to drink so much but was still feeling the effects this morning! I shall refrain from drinking alcohol for a while to save my blushes

 

[fatboy]

You didnt drink that much!!!

But you were your usual self on the way home!!

I'll keep my mouth shut.

 

[Gary Nelson]

Did you go to the Goldstone?