Scunthorpe Team Hotel tonight.

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

It seems our Northern friends are staying at the Metropole tonight......if anyone happens to be passing that way later tonight and feels a bit mischievious after a few bevvies maybe a inpromptu fire alarm would ensure they are not so fresh for the game tomorrow!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm on duty tonight.

I shall do my utmost to ensure they are not disturbed by gangs of rowdy drunks shouting, screaming, singing, brawling, queuing-for-the-nightbus or anything else of that nature.

Similarly, I will of course ensure that if I am called to deal with any events in that part of town, I will deal with the participants in a calm, quiet and respectful tone of voice, and not in any way cause the peace to be disturbed.

 

[graz126]

laughing my arse off.. unfortunatley im a lot closer to scunthorpe than brighton, otherwise i like the idea.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Consider it done


(Edna you didn't see that, right?)

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Remember, kids, setting off fire alarms without due cause is strictly speaking, an offence.

Accidentally being a little noisy or getting lost and forgetfully walking into a hotel as you walk home from the pub, however, isn't

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

And accidentally tripping over and banging my fist on every single door several times wouldn't be a crime either would it, technically speaking

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I will be far too busy picking up drunks fighting in other parts of the town to notice, so no

 

[Barry Izbak]

If Scunthorpe stay at the Metropole, where will Manchester City stay? The Royal Pavilion perhaps

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Can you reserve cell 3C at Hollingbury for me then, I'd like extra hash browns in the morning please, a copy of the Times and my paper suit folded. Ta.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Joking aside, I did actually see them check in today. I was behind Nigel Adkins in the que at reception and overheard him say sternly "I hope all the porn channels are disabled".


Incredible what some people are into, innit.

 

[The Large One]

Joking aside, I did actually see them check in today. I was behind Nigel Adkins in the que at reception and overheard him say sternly "I hope all the porn channels are disabled".


Incredible what some people are into, innit.

Quite, he obviously wants them to make their own after-dark entertainment.

 

[clippedgull]

Why can't they just get up early and travel down in the morning?

 

[Gully]

I'm on duty tonight.

I shall do my utmost to ensure they are not disturbed by gangs of rowdy drunks shouting, screaming, singing, brawling, queuing-for-the-nightbus or anything else of that nature.

Similarly, I will of course ensure that if I am called to deal with any events in that part of town, I will deal with the participants in a calm, quiet and respectful tone of voice, and not in any way cause the peace to be disturbed.

....couldn't you just leave that siren thingy on a bit longer than normal if you happen to be in the vicinity of said hotel?

 

[mongoose]

They were at withdean earlier checking out the facilities. Seem to be preparing thoroughly. They even had the floodlights on for them at 2pm

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

disabled porn? I once read about the japanese being into amputee porn.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm on duty tonight.

I shall do my utmost to ensure they are not disturbed by gangs of rowdy drunks shouting, screaming, singing, brawling, queuing-for-the-nightbus or anything else of that nature.

With a bit of luck that will BE the Scunthorpe team. Can't imagine that they're booked into the Metropole and they'll all be tucked up in bed with a cup of cocoa by 10pm.

With a bit of luck they'll go DRINK-MENTAL tonight