Scummers Have Idea(s) For Hilarious Chants On Sunday

[Tony Towner's Fridge]

Check these out: they're really great (honest)...

What part of that statement is correct? They are absolute crap and demonstrate all the collective intelligence of a 3 year old plum!

God do I hate those Humpshire Scummers! Tow them and their near Eastern brethren out into the Solent and bloody sink the ba*****ds!!

GOSBTS

TNBA

TTF

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I love that statue, it always makes me laugh.

 

[windowlicker]

Why has that statue got a spastic hand?

have you not noticed the legs?

 

[Jamon Jamon]

The plane boss, the plane...

 

[Northstander]

The plane boss, the plane...

whenever I see that statue, I start for some reason singing to m'self "Bring me Sunshine"

 

[Northstander]

Give the Pompey wanabees hell tomoz, I'll be watching

 

[CHAPPERS]

I love that statue, it always makes me laugh.

It is the single most ridiculous thing I have EVER seen. BY MILES

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Check these out: they're really great (honest)...

What part of that statement is correct? They are absolute crap and demonstrate all the collective intelligence of a 3 year old plum!

GOSBTS

TNBA

TTF

Well I've never heard the 'we can see you holding hands' chant before. Are they suggesting we're all one big happy family or summut??

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Sadly, the statue is no longer there. They had it removed, and replaced it with one sculpted by somebody with working EYES.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Look at his massive hand for f*** sake.

Fools, absolute fools. Didn't it cost them, like, 10 grand or summat?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Look at his massive hand for f*** sake.

Fools, absolute fools. Didn't it cost them, like, 10 grand or summat?

Try £102,000!

 

[CHAPPERS]

RIDICULOUS.

102 large for a massive hand. LOOK AT IT

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Indeed Mr Chap: it's a wonder they didn't end up in administration with such spendthriftelry..

 

[1066gull]

Pompey hates us more than you

 

[1066gull]

followed by Palace hats us more than you by them.....

 

[Frutos]

Pompey hates us more than you

followed by Palace hats us more than you by them.....

Pompey don't really care about us that much (certainly not more than they do about Saints), and Palace don't give two shits about Southampton. Other than those two very minor flaws, you're onto a winner there I think.

 

[papajaff]

I'd rather be a Bummer than a Scummer.

 

[Braders]

Why has that statue got a spastic hand?

*thinksofJeremyBeadlejokesbutdecidesagainstit*

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'd rather be a Bummer than a Scummer.

 

[FalmerforAll!**]

After all the abuse we gave Rupert Lowe for them when they wanted him out!

'Rupert, Rupert the chair!
Everyone thinks you're shit...'