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Gyuribá

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May 25, 2004
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Tatabanya, Hungary
with Huszti(2) and a fantastic own goal by the scottish keeper

the guys were fantastic, i am optimistic about the qualifying... :)))


MATTHAUS FOR PRESIDENT!
 






Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,745
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Scotland. I LOVE watching Scotland.

For those who havn't yet had the pleasure of viewing this goal. A low cross from the right, the keeper advances and dives to try to gather the ball, misses it completely, and the defender behind him attempting to clear, just slams the ball into the prone keepers back. The ball rolls gloriously into the net. 3-0. Beautiful.

You simply cannot choreograph comedy like that, it really does take a special team, a team of the calibre of Scotland, to take own goals on to a whole new level. Roll on Slovenia, I can't wait to see the next instalment.

:lolol:
 












Oct 25, 2003
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its even funnier when watching them with my dad- he's actually scottish so actually manages to get pissed off by their comedy play while i'm pissing myself laughing
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,745
Location Location
tommy boy said:
its even funnier when watching them with my dad- he's actually scottish so actually manages to get pissed off by their comedy play while i'm pissing myself laughing
Wonderful when that happens isn't it ?
I have a scottish mate who bravely (stupidly) came round during Euro 96 and sat with a bunch of us as England slapped the Scots 2-0. Dunno if you remember, but the Scots actually outplayed us in the first half and we were lucky to go in at 0-0. Second half was a different story though, and that 15-20 seconds between the Seaman penalty save and the Gascoigne goal will live long in the memory. We ran out into the back garden and threw the patio furniture in the pond in uncontrolled manic celebrations, while the scotsman sat alone on the settee, head in hands, silent. Did we feel sorry for him ?

Naah. Not a bit. :lolol:

Scotland are a precious commodity in International football. They bring so much joy to so many englishmen. So many cherished memories, everyone has a favourite Scottish humiliation. Truley marvellous.
 
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Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
55,829
Surrey
Gyuribá said:
with Huszti(2) and a fantastic own goal by the scottish keeper

the guys were fantastic, i am optimistic about the qualifying... :)))


MATTHAUS FOR PRESIDENT!
Hungary will need play against teams who represent a step up in class if they're going to be taken seriously.

It's time Lothar Matteus gave The Pig Whistle second XI a call to test his side that little bit more.
 


Gwylan

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Jul 5, 2003
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Uffern
Easy 10 said:
Wonderful when that happens isn't it ?
I have a scottish mate who bravely (stupidly) came round during Euro 96 and sat with a bunch of us as England slapped the Scots 2-0. Dunno if you remember, but the Scots actually outplayed us in the first half and we were lucky to go in at 0-0. Second half was a different story though, and that 15-20 seconds between the Seaman penalty save and the Gascoigne goal will live long in the memory. We ran out into the back garden and threw the patio furniture in the pond in uncontrolled manic celebrations, while the scotsman sat alone on the settee, head in hands, silent. Did we feel sorry for him ?

I was at that game with a group of Scotsmen. When they went 2-0 down, they started muttering and got up to leave with about 10 minutes to go (anyone would think they were Southstanders).

In truth, they'd be pretty miserable throughout the game - as PG Wodehouse said, it's not difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine - but I think it had my mate's and my celebrations that really put them in a bad mood.
 




Digweeds Trousers

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May 17, 2004
2,079
Tunbridge Wells
f*** off and leave my boys alone. Anyone would think that you have a fantastic team yourself. Wake up and smell the coffee. You are just as much a bunch of second-rate bottlers in your own way.


FLOWER OF SCOTLAND FOREVER!!:angry: :angry:
 


Albion Rob

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Digweeds Trousers said:
f*** off and leave my boys alone. Anyone would think that you have a fantastic team yourself. Wake up and smell the coffee. You are just as much a bunch of second-rate bottlers in your own way.


FLOWER OF SCOTLAND FOREVER!!:angry: :angry:

Truly awesome :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol: :lolol:

Post more, post more!!!!
 


Uncle Buck

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Jul 7, 2003
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Digweeds Trousers said:
f*** off and leave my boys alone. Anyone would think that you have a fantastic team yourself. Wake up and smell the coffee. You are just as much a bunch of second-rate bottlers in your own way.


FLOWER OF SCOTLAND FOREVER!!:angry: :angry:

Oh well it is a step up from the usual stuff of our provincial cousins shouting stuff about Argentina after they go out in the first round and we at least get towards the latter stages of tournaments.
 






Digweeds Trousers

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May 17, 2004
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Tunbridge Wells
Its a period of transistion for Christs sake. We are having to adjust to the fact that the OLD Firm game does not provide players of Scottish...................(.tales away to realisation that we are just shit.)

But it still fucks me right off.

God I'm steaming now.

What happened last time we played you lot over 90 mins at Wembley.

SUPER DON HUTCHINSON!!!!!!!!!
 


Albion Rob

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The last time we played you over 90 minutes I got all excited thinking about the fact we had qualified for Euro 2000.

A period of transition? Jusus H Christ, you haven't qualified for a major tournament in SIX years!

I'm not sure why, but Scotland doesn't seem to be producing top quality players any more. Whereas you once has Souness, Dalglish and Hansen you now have Hutchison, and um....
 


Uncle Buck

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Jul 7, 2003
28,075
Digweeds Trousers said:
Its a period of transistion for Christs sake. We are having to adjust to the fact that the OLD Firm game does not provide players of Scottish...................(.tales away to realisation that we are just shit.)

But it still fucks me right off.

God I'm steaming now.

What happened last time we played you lot over 90 mins at Wembley.

SUPER DON HUTCHINSON!!!!!!!!!

Yeah the only thing was we had won 2-0 at Hampden thanks to Scholes, so that result was of no consequence.

'Where's your famous Hampden roar? Sssshhh'
 




Ex Shelton Seagull

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Jul 7, 2003
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I'd say the current ranking of sides from the British Isles goes:

1) England
2) Republic of Ireland
3) Wales
4) Scotland
5) Northern Ireland

And Lawrie Sanchez seems to be turning things around for Northern Ireland at the moment.
 




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