ferring seagull
Well-known member
- Dec 30, 2010
- 4,607
Just thinking about the Recruitment team meeting.....
Shit lads, we’ve been asked to find a successor to Bruno. El Capitano. The Legend.
We’re ****ed
Bloody hell boss, we can’t.......there is no replacement
Well.......let’s have a think about what might just work......any ideas for right backs ?
He needs to be super fast.....we know Bruno isn’t so he’s got to be waaaay quicker
Good shout, anything else ?
How about hair ? I mean, we love the beard, but if we could find someone with ridiculous hair, that would help. I mean proper ‘flair hair’
Hmmm. Good point. Noted
Nickname. Needs a nickname. Like a really good one.
Yep, good. What else ?
Looks like an icon ? Ideally something religious
Like it. Keep ‘em coming
Hard as effing nails. Sort of bloke that gets taken out, knocked out cold and then gets up and shakes hands with the ****er that did it.
Awesome. That it ?
One more thing.......sort of bloke that would launch a ridiculous clothing range. I don’t mean like Stockdale, who was supposedly serious with his stupid ‘snapbacks’ and dodgy business partners, but something properly shite, just for a laugh like. Maybe a dodgy tee shirt.
“I think I know just the fella”
Excellent, I rated him from the earliest days ! Thumbs Up duly delivered !