Saville joke!!

[Jimmy's gonna get ya!]

Oh my god I have only just realised/remembered what my user name is.....!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Fifth Column]

Contrary to Gary Glitter's claims it now appears that Jimmy was in fact the 'Leader of the gang'.

 

[Billy the Fish]

Has anyone tried the new special jimmy savile burger at McDonald's?

It consists of 84 year old meat inside two 13 year old baps

 

[Billy the Fish]

Documents recently found at the FA confirm that jimmy savile applied for the England job inthe 1990s, but was turned down because he wanted to put Seaman in the under 13s

 

[kevo]

Oh my god I have only just realised/remembered what my user name is.....!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought you'd created it just for this thread.....

 

[JetsetJimbo]

In case anybody's missed it,

BBC Radio Ulster doesn't spot the joke

 

[Pavilionaire]

Shit! The undertaker's coming.

"Dead body - Showaddy-waddy!"

 

[Kumquat]

Apparently Rod Hull was involved. Someone saw him fisting a young bird in the 70s.

 

[grubbyhands]

Apparently Tesco are doing Jimmy Saville memorial tracksuits. The jackets are normal sizes but you have to squeeze into a childs' bottom.

 

[Steve.S]

What four words do you NOT want to hear after sex?

That's was bloody quick

 

[Nathan]

'Ready when you are'.

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

It should be spelt 'Saville' but it's actually spelt 'Savile' Has a nation been fooled?

 

[Theatre of Trees]

What four words do you NOT want to hear after sex?

Your brother's much better.

 

[Mutts Nuts]

"Is it in yet?"

you must have a massive arsehole

 

[mistahclarke]

 

[Laughing Gravy]

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That is fooking brillyant.

 

[TheMajor]

"Jim'll Jim'll F*ck It"

 

[Blackcap]

This.

That

These.