Sam and Me

[Lush]

Well, he is called Alex.

BURCH is a short version of his surname, BURCHNALL.

He is 22 years old and hails from Muswell Hill, North London. His interest include Golf, football, stella artois, sheesh kebabs, dancing to Kevin Lyttles 'Turn Me On', ruminating and rating birds on TV on a scale of 1-10 (examples: Annie Lennox - 2 1/2 ("She's not fat"), Cat Deeley - 7 ("If she had a decent pair of tits she would be an 8"), getting HAMMERED by Lennon at everything, favourites being darts, pool, chess and Pro Evo3.

A real TREAT for any woman.

Literature? Theatre? Arthouse cinema? Fine wines?

Pass. But I'll mention it to the other Bints, in case there's any interest.

 

[jonnyboylennon]

Literature?

FHM and more recently 'Nuts' magazine. Also Golf Monthly.

Theatre?

You cant get more theatrical than dancing in your underpants to Kevin Lyttles 'Turn Me On' whilst the top deck of the buses can see straight into our flat window....

Arthouse cinema?

He absolutely LOVES porn, in all its glorious manifestations.

Fine wines?

I told you, Stella Artois. It's reassuringly expensive. Has also been known to buy a vintage imported 2003 bottle of Blue Nun if entertaining.

Shall we say tuesday night at Burger King?

 

[Lush]