Sam allardyce song to sing tomorrow

[BHA123456]

He's fat
He's round
He hates football on the ground
Allardyce, Allardyceee

 

[saafend_seagull]

 

[Diego Napier]

 

[hans kraay fan club]

No 'he' at the start of the third line.

 

[BHAFC_Pandapops]

or he's fat, he's round, he hates the west ham crowd

 

[T soprano]

You can stick your jellied eels up your arse
You can stick your jellied eels up your arse
Stick your jellied eels
Stick your jellied eels
Stick your jellied eels up your arse
( we hate cockneys, we hate cockneys )

Eat your heart out bernie taupin

 

[pottert]

Maybe the time spent singing anti Sam allardyce songs would be better spent cheering the Albion on

 

[SirElliotBennett]

Haha, this is great

 

[W.C.]

Like

 

[wellquickwoody]

Maybe the time spent singing anti Sam allardyce songs would be better spent cheering the Albion on

Dullard!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

You stick your Fat Sam in
Your Avram out
In out in out & boot if all about
You HOOF it up to Cole & then you run around
And that's what it's all about

Ohhhhh chokey chokey chokey
You're a jokey jokey jokey
Ohhhhh chokey chokey chokey
Fat Sam, Hoof-ball, ha ha ha

 

[Skaville]

You can stick your jellied eels up your arse
You can stick your jellied eels up your arse
Stick your jellied eels
Stick your jellied eels
Stick your jellied eels up your arse
( we hate cockneys, we hate cockneys )

I might try this.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'm forever hoofing footballs
Hoofing footballs in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
Then like West Ham
They fade and die

 

[T soprano]

I might try this.

I've been singing it all week at work , got 3 west ham fans at work its even made them chuckle ( mind you I did get the usual "you can stick your boyfriends cock up your arse ")taunted back at me ,

 

[bn1&bn3 Albion]

I'm forever hoofing footballs
Hoofing footballs in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
Then like West Ham
They fade and die

 

[LukeOwen]

I'm forever hoofing footballs
Hoofing footballs in the air
They fly so high
They reach the sky
Then like West Ham
They fade and die

 

[Muzzatron]

Alfie Moon, is a wanker, is a wanker
Alfie Moon, is a wanker, is a wanker ........
Etc etc

 

[Marxo]

I'm sure some bright spark could come up with some witty words to this one, ending in "Who needs Allardyce: I'd rather have Gus"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kG0_vbM918Y

 

[Diego Napier]

You stick your Fat Sam in
Your Avram out
In out in out & boot if all about
You HOOF it up to Cole & then you run around
And that's what it's all about

Ohhhhh chokey chokey chokey
You're a jokey jokey jokey
Ohhhhh chokey chokey chokey
Fat Sam, Hoof-ball, ha ha ha

Brilliant!