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house your seagull

Train à Grande Vitesse
Jul 7, 2004
2,693
Manchester
i went for a job interview at the sport a couple of years ago, they're based in manchester.

as well as the normal interview, i had to have a day working in the office.

the role was a sales administrator which basaically involved setting up all the little prostitute adverts in the back pages.

it was £30 for an ad, and payment would normally involve a hand scrawled note and a grubby cheque sent second class to the office.

there were tits everywhere, decorating every wall, mousemat and photocopier.

i didn't get the job, but the vice industry did appeal i must admit.

obviously i work in HR now.
 


cyanide-sid

New member
May 20, 2010
277
Worthing

A sad day indeed Arthur.


5: “MUM GIVES BIRTH TO 8lb TROUT” – “Now doctors aren’t sure if it will need an aquarium or a cot.”

4: “GREENFLY ATE MY LOVER!” This story was sub-headed “HEARTLESS INSECTS PUT END TO MIXED-SALAD MARRIAGE”

3: “LORD LUCAN SPOTTED ON MISSING SHERGAR” In this piece we learnt that the fugitive nobleman Lord Lucan was alive and well and galloping through Scottish glens on kidnapped racehorse Shergar.

2: “LOVESICK GARDENER MARRIES LETTUCE” “It’s the vegetable or me!” girlfriend Jackie had warned.

1: “BUS FOUND BURIED AT SOUTH POLE” Perhaps the ultimate Sunday Sport exclusive, this reported that the 109 from Croydon bus station had been hijacked by a green alien in 1961 and taken to the Antarctic (and of course the paper had a photo to prove it). Follow-up stories even detailed eyewitness accounts from passengers. “The whole journey is a complete blank,” said mature student John La Trobe, “but I do remember the penguins.”
 




Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,035
As a journalist myself, I did once do ONE match report for the Sunday Sport (no byline, of course - career suicide) many years ago to help a mate out. It was a Barnet v Arsenal pre-season friendly, and the whole experience was quite surreal.

Normally on a matchday you check in maybe mid-morning/lunchtime to get a word count and see who's on the desk. The Sport boys were still in the pub until well after the game kicked off after 3pm. From my experience a long lunch is not the sub-editor's best friend, so I did make sure there weren't any mistakes. Like any reader would have noticed if I'd called him David Bergkamp.
 


chops

Egg chaser & hack
Jan 4, 2011
234
Christchurch, NZ
As a journalist myself, I did once do ONE match report for the Sunday Sport (no byline, of course - career suicide) many years ago to help a mate out. It was a Barnet v Arsenal pre-season friendly, and the whole experience was quite surreal.

Normally on a matchday you check in maybe mid-morning/lunchtime to get a word count and see who's on the desk. The Sport boys were still in the pub until well after the game kicked off after 3pm. From my experience a long lunch is not the sub-editor's best friend, so I did make sure there weren't any mistakes. Like any reader would have noticed if I'd called him David Bergkamp.

Interesting! I'd have imagined the levels of professionalism would still have been high, even on a gutter rag like the Sport but evidently not.
Still a step up from some of the regional hacks I've met though.
My replacement as Sports Editor at the group I worked for until recently has been in the job three weeks now and is apparently yet to complete a page. He was a reporter prior to becoming a sub and is prone to going walkabouts on or near deadline. Christ knows why the editor in chief thought those were the hall marks of a good sub. Fiddling while Rome burns seems to be the hallmark of most Newsquest publications nowadays though, so I suppose I shouldn't be surprised.
 


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