Sacked! Pardew

[eastlondonseagull]

Am gutted. Was really hoping we'd be the ones to get him sacked.

 

[Buzzer]

Can I just say good riddance to Alan Pardew - the slimy wannabe adulterer.

When we last played them, they stayed overnight at the Thistle Hotel (I think) and he chatted up my (then) wife (although we separated v.soon afterwards).

The dirty rat tried to get in her knickers (if the bitch was wearing any that night).

 

[Meade's Ball]

Maybe we could get in Jean Tigana?

And Harald "Toni" Schumacher. Toilet cleaner and leg polisher.

 

[Scoffers]

Can I just say good riddance to Alan Pardew - the slimy wannabe adulterer.

When we last played them, they stayed overnight at the Thistle Hotel (I think) and he chatted up my (then) wife (although we separated v.soon afterwards).

The dirty rat tried to get in her knickers (if the bitch was wearing any that night).

I defy anyone to post a better response !

 

[bigc]

I defy anyone to post a better response !

and also a potentially close to the truth reason for his dismissal(with someone else...not Buzzer's wife).

You DIDNT hear that from me

 

[Man of Harveys]

and also a potentially close to the truth reason for his dismissal(with someone else...not Buzzer's wife).

You DIDNT hear that from me

What sort of thing? I thought they'd sacked him because West Ham are crap.

 

[bigc]

adultery.

It comes from my contacts on the site I (sort of) still write for.

 

[graz126]

Can I just say good riddance to Alan Pardew - the slimy wannabe adulterer.

When we last played them, they stayed overnight at the Thistle Hotel (I think) and he chatted up my (then) wife (although we separated v.soon afterwards).

The dirty rat tried to get in her knickers (if the bitch was wearing any that night).

its the '(i think)' bit that worries me. if you are not sure they stayed overnight at the thistle, then how can you be sure it was him that chatted up your then wife?

sorry buzzer, im not really doubting your story, just questioning it a little.

also for the record im gutted he has been sacked now. as most teams start playing better in the few weeks after a struggling manager has left. the players have to prove themselves again. so it makes our job there even harder than it would have been.

 

[seagulls4ever]

He was sacked partly because of the results and partly because of shagging the the press officer. Sven or Curbs will take over.

 

[Buzzer]

its the '(i think)' bit that worries me. if you are not sure they stayed overnight at the thistle, then how can you be sure it was him that chatted up your then wife?

sorry buzzer, im not really doubting your story, just questioning it a little.

also for the record im gutted he has been sacked now. as most teams start playing better in the few weeks after a struggling manager has left. the players have to prove themselves again. so it makes our job there even harder than it would have been.

My sister in law saw and heard it all. My ex was v.drunk and was a guest of hers. She was organising a social function there. The reason I put "I think" is because I'm pretty sure that's the name of the hotel - the one behind the Town Hall but I'm not 100% certain of the name. My ex was definitely up for it and had to be rescued by my sister in law and they both later recognised him on the telly.

My ex confirmed that the little shit had tried to get her up to his room. Que sera - my new lady is 6 years younger, even lovelier and fit as a butcher's dog.

 

[jevs]

My ex confirmed that the little shit had tried to get her up to his room. Que sera - my new lady is 6 years younger, even lovelier and fit as a butcher's dog.

And she'll probably f*** off too the moment something better comes along

 

[Buzzer]

And she'll probably f*** off too the moment something better comes along

that's not nice.