SA Cricket Team - Shocking Conduct

[Rusco]

Whilst walking near Victoria station this morning, I spotted the South African cricket team bus. I thought I would take the opportunity to give them a friendly hand signal - just to say hello.

Imagine my shock horror when Jacques Kallis returned my gesture with his middle finger. Arrogant tosser!

I demand an apology!

 

[CHAPPERS]

jacques Kallis is a twat, always giving it the mouth as does Smith and Ntini.

Best moment of yesterday?

Flintoof had just unsuccesfully hooked Ntini for two runs to make his 50. Smith gave it a bit of the mouth, Freddy then smiled at him and propmtly put the next ball straight back over Ntini's head into the second tier of the pavilion, walked up to smith and said 'now f*** off' to him. Marvellous.

THe South Africans are a bunch of twats, the 'Woooo' noise they make when taking a wicket just sounds stoopid, a massive cheer from the Engalnd side sounds sooo much better.

And on a side note when Adams got Flintoff out he agce him a right earful, yeah paul. nice one, you just got smacked about by Freddy including a massive six and you got him out while he was trying to hit you out the ground, well f***ing done you pompus little tosser.

 

[fatbadger]

Kallis is an arrogant twat, worst of the lot.

 

[Brixtaan]

Also Flintoff yesterday when he just left the ball when it had stopped at his feet.Brilliant,They didn't like that.

They're a dirty bunch,expect hand-signals from their coach.
Expect racism, expecting cheating and match-fixing, expect filthy behaviour when they try and play Rugby and don't expect them to be any good at football.

What do you expect from the filthy peoples of the sub-continent?

 

[Italiaseagull]

The South African team are a bunch of tossers! They still claim to be the best in the world at Cricket even though Australia whooped they're arses!

The difference between them and the Australians (apart from the obvious gulf in class) is that the Ozzies will always give it some on the pitch but play hard and fair! The Sud Afrikans are as Brixtaan points out Inherantly racist, sore loosers and cheats!

 

[Brixtaan]

I think they are in a bit of a crisis down there for various reasons.

A whupping at the Rugby should seal that i hope.

 

[Pavilionaire]

All of the above will make the impending victory that much sweeter...

BTW, I noticed Adams over the top celebrations on taking Flintoff's wicket. That was the equivalent of scoring a consolation goal when you're already 5-NIL down, so why was he whooping it up? Twat.

I can see that this series has only increased the rivalry between the two countries.

 

[Tom Bombadil]

What do you expect from the filthy peoples of the sub-continent?

Erm isn't India the sub-continent?

 

[Hiney]

Adams getting carved all over the place by Trscothick & Butcher. 13 to win

Come on England!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:mexican:

 

[CHAPPERS]

The little shitbag, i hope we get the winning runs off his bowling.

 

[Brixtaan]

Erm isn't India the sub-continent?

You might be right,but my description doesn't apply to these fair honourable people.

I meant anyone south of the Isle of Wight.And north of Carlisle.

 

[Reading Posh]

The little shitbag

Agreed, a slight over-reaction on his part when he finally bowled Freddie yesterday.

 

[Gangsta]

Went up to the Oval yesterday with 9 mates. One of the best days cricket ive seen - England were awsome. Marvelous Scenes!!

 

[Seagull over NZ]

Seeing the number of people at the Oval yesterday makes me wonder what all these people do for jobs that they can just down tools and turn up at the cricket.

By the way, the original poster of this thread - you gave the yarpies a hand signal, so don't start bleating if you get it back.

I do enjoy Freddie's battles with the opposition - he just stands there and smiles at them half the time. Apparently the yarpies wanted to "target" Flintoff during this series - didn't do a very good job of it really.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Flintoof had just unsuccesfully hooked Ntini for two runs to make his 50. Smith gave it a bit of the mouth, Freddy then smiled at him and propmtly put the next ball straight back over Ntini's head into the second tier of the pavilion, walked up to smith and said 'now f*** off' to him. Marvellous.

Big laughs!!

 

[Tooting Gull]

Have to admit, I was at the Oval on Sunday with a large group sitting in between the butchers, the pirates and the melonheads, and I'd forgotten exactly how good a day at the cricket CAN be. A pivotal day, Freddie on fire, deafening noise for the fall of each Bok wicket in ther afternoon, top banter and singing, and a shedload of beer.

There was this one bloke shambling along at the front, clearly out of his skull in a harmless sort of way, and whenever the stewards tried to escort him out there was nearly a riot, with the entire Peter May North starting a chorus of 'Free the drunken one'. And the singing of 'You're only here doing bar work' at the Bok fans was a joy to behold.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Seeing the number of people at the Oval yesterday makes me wonder what all these people do for jobs that they can just down tools and turn up at the cricket.

10,000 out of the millions that live in or around london?

 

[Brixtaan]

And the singing of 'You're only here doing bar work' at the Bok fans was a joy to behold.

Brilliant

 

[CHAPPERS]

Did you see our result yesterday Brixtaan? Not bad eh?

 

[Brixtaan]

Shitssex? I've commented on it in the cricket thread.

Well done i spose.Don't f*ck it up now.I've played up to my Sussex 'hatred' with my 'true' Brighton friends.It's concerning that i'll have to shutup for a while.

At least Slurrey got nothing.I'm proud that Kent were instrumental in this.