Rougier plans to give City "something extra"

[GUNTER]

From BBC Sport Website
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ROUGIER TO GIVE CITY THE ADVANTAGE

Tony Rougier plans to give Bristol City a boost in their Nationwide Division 2 play-off final against Brighton on Sunday by playing the game with his 13" dick fully erect.

Rougier, 34, said "it's like an extra leg and three legs are certainly better than two. I hope to catch out my ex-colleague Ben Roberts with my king dong".

 

[Trigger]

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

he's nothing compated to trevor benjamin, aslong as your arm apparently

 

[Man of Harveys]

A shlong like that may well slow him down on the "big" occasion

 

[Gluteus Maximus]

Some "stiff" oppsoition then on Sunday

 

[Wozza]

Let's hope our defence is FIRM and don't let him AROUND THE BACK.

 

[Simster]

WOODY score if given the chance though?

 

[Citrus]

WOODY score if given the chance though?

Dunno, HARD to tell.

 

[Crazy Cornish Gal]

 

[Blackadder]

He won't beat DICK Knight's boys!

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I'm sure he'll COCK it up

 

[The Timekeeper]

If the cap fits eh? .... Bloody great Prick.

 

[El Presidente]

I believe Tony is arriving at the ground by private helicopter, it will be good to see his CHOPPER COME through the air.

 

[Simster]

Best not hope for a STIFF wind then.

He'd be PECKER off getting on the team coach instead.