Roughest bird you have ever been in?
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Jake Manthorpe
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You still have herpes then?
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Abort, retry, fail
Who said romance was dead?
Like Les, a Fat Welsh Rotter
Boiler Jane was her name
Not nice
Boiler Jane was her name
Not nice
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Jake Manthorpe
You anoy me
Good man Hiney.
It was a LONG time ago Les and I had all but erased her from my memory.
Then you come along and the revolting, sweaty, 'what the f*** is that' memories have come FLOODING back.
Thanks
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steward 433
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When i was about 17 and staying with my brother in Peterborough for a while
Went out drinking, Lost all memories from about 11PM
Woke up the next morning on a matress thinking where am i? Rolled over and thought OH f***!!!!!!!!!!!
She was about 5'2" 20+ Stone dress size god only knows? The worst bleached hair ever and a face like a welders bench.
I had to shin down the f***ing drainpipe as well coz there was noise downstairs and the groundfloor in those houses are open plan
Went out drinking, Lost all memories from about 11PM
Woke up the next morning on a matress thinking where am i? Rolled over and thought OH f***!!!!!!!!!!!
She was about 5'2" 20+ Stone dress size god only knows? The worst bleached hair ever and a face like a welders bench.
I had to shin down the f***ing drainpipe as well coz there was noise downstairs and the groundfloor in those houses are open plan
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nibbles mum
the welsh are in the lead here then..Mine must be a welsh/nigerian who grabbed me in a London club a years ago.
I thought she was a bit big, but once we got back to her's in Kensal Green, pictures of Body builders and copies of Body Building Monthly we all about - fear struck instantly..!
Had to fake the big 'O' to get her off of me.
Best line of the night - 'You white boys allways try to stick in the arse, don't you..'
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nibbles mum
Well that's obviously a lie. I have seen a picture of Nibble's mum both recent and old, and can categroically say she would not be getting in any roughest bird polls anytime soon.
Nibble
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nibbles mum
Ahh, found our level have we bushy. Why don't you pop over to the other thread where I just owned you for about the fifth time today. Pop along, there's a good boy.
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Mine was a bird from Leeds that I met in a dark club late one night.
I was particularly desperate at the time and even agreed to train it up there for a weekend's fun after the initial night of shame. I knew I had made a schoolboy error when the train pulled into the station and I saw her scowling, ruddy face, wild eyes and pint-sized legs.
She was the archetypal 10-pinter, and was the worst shag ever. Wouldn't open her legs or keep them open, I recall...
I was particularly desperate at the time and even agreed to train it up there for a weekend's fun after the initial night of shame. I knew I had made a schoolboy error when the train pulled into the station and I saw her scowling, ruddy face, wild eyes and pint-sized legs.
She was the archetypal 10-pinter, and was the worst shag ever. Wouldn't open her legs or keep them open, I recall...
London Calling
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From Southend or whatever end nuff said
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Billy the Fish
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Some bird I met in Mr Smiths nightclub in Warrington. I was up there for work and staying in the hotel next door. One of the lads I was working with had pulled some bird, so her and her fat mate came back to the hotel with us, needless to say I was paired up with the fat mate. I didn't even really try to get on her, it just would've been more hassle not to.