Damn you - I'd been wracking my brains to come up with a bracken pun. Beat me to it!
[Albion] Ronan Ferns
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mr sheen
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- Jan 17, 2008
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Ferns? I have some fronds who support Celtic, they say he's shithouse
Machiavelli
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We won't want to be resting on our laurels with this one.
Shirty
Daring to Zlatan
I guess they won’t be sad to see him leaf than.
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Machiavelli
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If he plays DeZerbiball, he must be able to thread the ball through the eye of a needle.
Dick Swiveller
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- Sep 9, 2011
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He was approached to comment on this rumour but declined. He says it best, when he says nothing at all.
Ok, I get all the plant/flower puns, but you're gonna have to explain those.
Greg Bobkin
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- May 22, 2012
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Sounds like it could be a root and branch squad rebuild 
Garry Nelson's Left Foot
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They're lyrics from a Ronan (Keating) song.
Dick Swiveller
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Don't worry. Life is a rollercoaster and you just have to ride it.
Farehamseagull
Solly March Fan Club
Don’t worry, I’m sure he’s loving each day.
Taybha
Whalewhine
Possibly one for the future as the only way he'd get into this current team is by Osmosis.
Ah, ok, thank you. I have heard of Ronan Keating (I believe he's Irish and was in a boy band), but I'm not fully cognisant of songs from the modern Hit Parade. (Or indeed anything after about 1985).
Nobby Cybergoat
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- Jul 19, 2021
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After his 20th season in our first team, may be described by pundits as an "evergreen" defender
deletebeepbeepbeep
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- May 12, 2009
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Famous singer with first name Ronan.
clapham_gull
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- Aug 20, 2003
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Inside info?
Grasses.
schmunk
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But by then, he Will not be so Young...
Anything who thinks he's shrubbush should leaf him alone.
Stop picking on him, as you're barking up the wrong tree.
If he signs root and branch, I think thistle be a treemendous signing.
Brighton will give him the platform to bloom and to sprout from an acorn into a mighty oak.
Don't fall into the flytrap of thinking that he's a weedling. He has the future in the palm of his hand.
Hose willing to state that he needs to bed in will to correct. Hos not willing to allow him give him time to bed in can fork off.
He's young, it'll take him time to sprout, bloom and manure. If that happens then you can rake in the profit.
Besides, cucumber what it was like when you weren't fully manured? You'll see, he'll rose to prominence.
Stop picking on him, as you're barking up the wrong tree.
If he signs root and branch, I think thistle be a treemendous signing.
Brighton will give him the platform to bloom and to sprout from an acorn into a mighty oak.
Don't fall into the flytrap of thinking that he's a weedling. He has the future in the palm of his hand.
Hose willing to state that he needs to bed in will to correct. Hos not willing to allow him give him time to bed in can fork off.
He's young, it'll take him time to sprout, bloom and manure. If that happens then you can rake in the profit.
Besides, cucumber what it was like when you weren't fully manured? You'll see, he'll rose to prominence.
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Hove / Παρος
My mates a season ticket holder at Hampden Park and he reckons he’s greenhouse
Goldstone Guy
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Although I've never heard of him, I'd lichen him to Lewis Dunk in that he's moss-tly a defender. Being a young lad, yew'd hope he likes life by the beech, and doesn't start to pine fir his homeland in Scotland and become home-sycamore, which could put a cedar of doubt in his mind.