[Football] "Rolling round crying like babies is not football"

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Don't knock these poor little darlings that roll around in agony, it's how fulham scout their players!
I'd pay money to watch a few of them get taken out by the likes of Hunter, Harris, Keane, Case and any of the other 'solid' defenders!

There would be seepage

I know what you mean, but most of these were betting-shop bruisers. Hunter was a streak of matchstick-piss, with biceps to rival Kate Moss.