Rohan Ince Song

[Mattlavington]

Rohan Ince Ince Ince
He's the engine of our team
Rohan Ince Ince Ince
He's our f###ing mean machine
To the left, to the right
He's a midfield dynamite
When he plays in blue and white
HE MAKES PALACE LOOK SH#TE!!!!

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

Incey Wincey Rohan,
Went up the other half.
DOWN came the ball and Incey did well to get back into position and shepard the ball out for a throw.

The premise is there, but it's structurally weak.

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

Incey Wincey Rohan,
Went up the other half.
DOWN came the ball and Incey did well to get back into position and shepard the ball out for a throw.

The premise is there, but it's structurally weak.

We have a winner.

 

[Seagrrl]

Ro, Ro, Rohan Ince, biggest on our team
He's very tall, and very fast and very ****ing mean

Does very scan better than really? Just a thought...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Ro, Ro, Rohan Ince, biggest on our team
He's very tall, and very fast and very ****ing mean

Does very scan better than really? Just a thought...

Might work better by taking a couple of words out. How about ?

Ro , Ro , Rohan Ince , biggest in our team ,
very tall , very fast and very ****ing mean.

 

[METALMICKY]

To the tune that was beloved of Gary Hart:

Posh Spice is a slapper and really is a minx
And when she's shagging Beckham she thinks of Rohan Ince
Oh Rohan Ince etc

 

[ElectricNaz]

Incey Wincey Rohan,
Went up the other half.
DOWN came the ball and Incey did well to get back into position and shepard the ball out for a throw.

The premise is there, but it's structurally weak.

Incey Wincey Rohan
He loves to run about
Likes to chase his man before he KNOCKS the ****er out
Out came the red, and took Rohan from the game
In 4 games times he's back and can do it all again

Could be repeated for several verses to add one more game to his suspension each time. Add a sense of realism to it.

 

[midnight_rendezvous]

He's big, he's black, he's stopping your attack Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince.

 

[TheJasperCo]

Usually these ideas are pretty shocking and cringe-worthy (not that I could do better ha), but some of these songs are quite impressive!

 

[WhingForPresident]

No Incey wincy spider?

Incey wincey Rohan,
The engine of our team,
Up went the ball,
And Incey smashed it out,
When the oppo get the ball, he'll break their ****ing legs,
And the Incey wincey Rohan,
The engine of our team

*edit, didn't see the Incey wincey premise had been done

The engine of our team is such a genius line. Maybe we could just repeat that?

 

[The Sock of Poskett]

To My Old Man's A Dustman tune:

Oh, our midfield is mighty
And it's been ever since
We played the giant
mean machine:
his name is Rohan Ince

:guitar:

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

To Limp Bizkit's "Rollin'"

He's Rohan Rohan Rohan Rohan INCE
He's Rohan Rohan Rohan Rohan INCE


To no woman no cry.

"No Rohan no cry" It's really clever.


To Run DMC vs Jason Nevus(?) - It's like that.

"and we like that, cos it's Rohan Ince"

 

[Billy the Fish]

Incey Wincey Rohan
He loves to run about
Likes to chase his man before he KNOCKS the ****er out
Out came the red, and took Rohan from the game
In 4 games times he's back and can do it all again

Could be repeated for several verses to add one more game to his suspension each time. Add a sense of realism to it.

To no woman no cry.

"No Rohan no cry" It's really clever.

These are the best efforts. The bob marley one might even have a chance with if we can think of something better than "no cry".

Everything else is utterly woeful and has more chance of being sung on Top of the pops that at the Amex.

 

[Wellesley]

He's big, he's black, he's stopping your attack Rohan Ince, Rohan Ince.

BAN!!!! He said the 'b' word!

 

[Rodney Thomas]

Might work better by taking a couple of words out. How about ?

Ro , Ro , Rohan Ince , biggest in our team ,
very tall , very fast and very ****ing mean.

This is good

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

This is good

Yeah , the whole idea is to keep it as simple as possible.

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

These are the best efforts. The bob marley one might even have a chance with if we can think of something better than "no cry".

Everything else is utterly woeful and has more chance of being sung on Top of the pops that at the Amex.

All I can think of is "No Rohan no style"

Cause I remember when we were shit
In the championship in midfield
Good players we have had, oh good players we've lost along the way
In this bright future you can't forget your past
So just remember Harley and say

No Rohan no style
No Rohan no Style





I've ruined it...haven't I?

 

[Zukey Seagull]

This might be a copy of the Ryan giggs song but... (To the sound of Robin Hood)

Rohan ince
Rohan ince
Running down the field

Rohan ince
Rohan ince
The engine of our team



Add some more stuff.
Maybe?

I still think this one would be good, with a few minor adjustments

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Rohan, Rohan In-ce
Runs down the wing for me



Or

Ro ro Rohan Ince
On every blade of grass
Chases the opposition down
And put them on their arse

OR

Ro ro Rohan Ince
Everywhere on the pitch
His marker won't be able to cope
Whinging like a bitch

 

[Zukey Seagull]

Rohan, Rohan In-ce
Runs down the wing for me



Or

Ro ro Rohan Ince
On every blade of grass
Chases the opposition down
And put them on their arse

OR

Ro ro Rohan Ince
Everywhere on the pitch
His marker won't be able to cope
Whinging like a bitch

see it can be made good