Richtea Horace said:going to Nells in Mayfair friday night, travel down to bmuff saturday, go out in 'muff saturday night, get up early Sunday dad driving brother in law, 2 brothers, me and Uncle to Cardiff, 'ave a few bottles of Champers, off to the match, go out in baadiff Sunday night. Back to Kensington Monday.
QUALITY!
Well i am sorry, i've not been around much since Thursday, just brief appearances... You see i lead this hectic life, Friday i went out shopping and bought some really expensive clothes, with buttons of course, then Saturday i queued up for my Cardiff tickets, the most expensive ones naturally, Saturday evening i then went to Chinawhites and had a few bottles of the most expensive champagne in the house, infact i bought everyone a round, all the celebs and many others where there, i pulled some page 3 bird and took her back to my South Kensingston broom cupboard, where she pointed out what a nice chimney i had before we went to the bedroom and i BONED her silly, was an ace night i tell ya...Richtea Horace said:It was pointed out about 3 times on Friday that I am Thomas Kemp...not rocket science!!
Shut up Rumble and give me back my money before i BUST your legs.fatboy said:Did she charge you £15?
I'm amazing man.
I love my big broom cupboard and come on Trigger I don't wear Von Dutch anymore....maybe about 6 months ago but it has been taken over by Chav central now rather like Evisu, that's NOT for the dwaynester.
Biscuit said:OH MY GOD...
Surly Richtea is a...
BISCUIT!
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roz said:Yes. But you are quite different gravy, Biscuit.
Or indeed biscuit, Biscuit.
Biscuit said:So you're saying im a more... suggestive digestive?
Crumbs!