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Richard keys



ROSM

Well-known member
Dec 26, 2005
6,200
Just far enough away from LDC
Whilst it's easy to take the moral high ground against Keys, he's done no worse than many of us have done in the past.

First and foremost having an affair is wrong, wrong, wrong. It's selfish, deceitful, destructive and causes untold pain and hurt to the innocent party.

At the time of it happening you'll self justify, pretend it's not serious, convince yourself that if the boot was on the other foot you'd cope with it and so on.

It's also very exciting, fills you will adrenaline, a spring in your step and a crease in your trousers.

You check your phone for messages every few minutes (it's a good idea to get a £10 Nokia with a new number just for this purpose....just in case things go tits up).

The sex tends to be off the scale, as its lust rather than Terry and June by the numbers bed squeaking that the marriage/long term relationship has turned into.

The other party to the affair, especially if they are slightly nuts and a lot younger, is likely to be uninhibited and will do things that make the wax pop out of your ears.

The danger is you ignore the warning signs of potential bunny boilerdom. Comments such as "I've told my sister that you were sent by God to make me happy" don't have you flying down the fire escape, mainly because when she says it she's wearing a rubber nurses outfit, no knickers and holding a can of squirty whipped cream in one hand, and something you can't quite define in the other but it buzzes and appears to take batteries.

It's still wrong, wrong wrong, and comes at a price that may seem worth paying in the short term, but you will regret as time goes by.




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That's so beautiful. Moving, haunting and full of paphos.
 




Napper

Well-known member
Jul 9, 2003
23,874
Sussex
Then there's always this reminder of Key's and Gray's consummate professionalism when live on air broadcasting and not a hint of sexism................



to be fair that is hilarious , those goals , the keeper and then dropping the cup at the end.

Fantastic.
 


alfredmizen

Banned
Mar 11, 2015
6,342
Then there's always this reminder of Key's and Gray's consummate professionalism when live on air broadcasting and not a hint of sexism................



Can't see what's wrong with that , if they were laughing about anything it was the atrocious standards in the women's game.
 


Bladders

Twats everywhere
Jun 22, 2012
13,672
The Troubadour
Then there's always this reminder of Key's and Gray's consummate professionalism when live on air broadcasting and not a hint of sexism................



In fairness even I pissed myself laughing at that clown fest of women's football .

As for lady goalkeepers, they should have their own sitcom, comedy at its finest .


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ManOfSussex

We wunt be druv
Apr 11, 2016
14,745
Rape of Hastings, Sussex
In fairness even I pissed myself laughing at that clown fest of women's football .

As for lady goalkeepers, they should have their own sitcom, comedy at its finest .


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It highlights the total change in everything from attitudes to standards in women's football over the last 20 years quite well I think. The only thing that spoils that clip is who the 2 presenters are.
 








Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
70,161
First and foremost having an affair is wrong, wrong, wrong. It's selfish, deceitful, destructive and causes untold pain and hurt to the innocent party.

At the time of it happening you'll self justify, pretend it's not serious, convince yourself that if the boot was on the other foot you'd cope with it and so on.

It's also very exciting, fills you will adrenaline, a spring in your step and a crease in your trousers.

She does the ironing as well? :ohmy:
 






Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
NSC Patron
Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
His ego will be like a 24-year-old on amphetamine chatting up Holly Valance.

All we will see is a sad old man who will turn to alcohol when he's dumped.

I believe in karma.
 


fat old seagull

New member
Sep 8, 2005
5,239
Rural Ringmer
Andy Gray used to tell a story about when he was dating former gymnast Suzanne Dando.

Apparently her party trick was to stick her head between her own legs whilst he was doing naughties to her from behind, and lick his testicles...............which was nice.

Well he is about as big a sh*t as Richard Keys then! Wonder how he'd have felt if she'd publicly slagged off his sexual prowess ...or better still lack of it. Tossers the pair off them, I've not a lot good to say about SKY, but at least well done for ditching that pair.
 






Durlston

"Garlic bread!?"
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Jul 15, 2009
9,765
Haywards Heath
Andy Gray used to tell a story about when he was dating former gymnast Suzanne Dando.

Apparently her party trick was to stick her head between her own legs whilst he was doing naughties to her from behind, and lick his testicles...............which was nice.

And they say that romance is dead.
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
14,847
There's so much to laugh at Richard Keys for. Such as this Partridge-esque tour of his Doha house, complete with personalised baseball cap.



An interview with and tour around the house of a presenter? I guess BEIN Sports ran out of budget having splashed out on the actual football.

That is a truly shocking TV segment. What a stroker.
 




LlcoolJ

Mama said knock you out.
Oct 14, 2009
12,982
Sheffield
Talking about his bed:

"Andy Gray doesn't sleep there........"

"But you get the dogs in?"

"Yes."
 




crodonilson

He/Him
Jan 17, 2005
13,524
Lyme Regis
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Oct 8, 2003
50,012
Faversham
In fairness even I pissed myself laughing at that clown fest of women's football .

As for lady goalkeepers, they should have their own sitcom, comedy at its finest .


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That post hasn't aged well :facepalm:
 


Ozymandias86

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Jun 24, 2011
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Kanazawa
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Hairy hands 😂
 


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