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Wilts

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Jul 5, 2003
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Bournemouth/Reading
"You're 'avin a bubble"... some cockney rhyming slang is quality. Sometimes you find people who overuse it on purpose to make them sound cool... damn annoying people.
 


dwayne

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Jul 5, 2003
16,887
London
The irony is that most "real" cockneys live in essex now and not East London, for many reasons. My mates who I went to Nottingham with fancy themselves as London wideboys, it is a bit sad at times.
 




Wilts

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Jul 5, 2003
1,772
Bournemouth/Reading
I went to Stratford today to an old man's pub to watch the England rugby game. They were well hardened in there for sure.

Estuary speak is the main dialect for the South East at the moment. Its all you get in Reading nowadays. Same with Brighton from what I remember, "innit"?

How damn annoying also is it that if you're from anywhere near London and have a south-east accent, many northerners will tell you you're from London? There are other places in the south-east too, y'know! :angry:

Wilts - Flying the flag for Thamesian dialect. :clap:
 


Britneys ... beers

"Get us a couple of britneys, mate"

"OK. Two Nelsons it is then".

Nelson Mandela ... Stella

"If you have another one, you'll want to Wallace and Grommit".
 








Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
11,035
"Innit". second only to "vibe" as the word that immediately denotes you as a total tool. IMHO...
 


Wilts

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Jul 5, 2003
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Bournemouth/Reading
Tooting Gull said:
"Innit". second only to "vibe" as the word that immediately denotes you as a total tool. IMHO...

I find "know what I mean" to be damn irratating on the end of every sentence, like. :angry:
 




Tooting Gull

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Jul 5, 2003
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I know we're getting off the point of this thread here, but it's important. 'Like' inserted three times a sentence is more or less asking for someone to shoot you, and I'd like to think that would be a strong defence in a criminal trial.

Getting back to the the rhyming slang aspect, the only thing more annoying would be if someone said "Rosamund Pike" instead of "like" at all those moments where they were palpably failing to string some words seamlessly together. Be different if they had a picture of her, of course.
 




Brovion

In my defence, I was left unsupervised.
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Jul 6, 2003
20,252
Two more bits of rhyming slang in everday use where only the first word is now used:

Butcher's hook = look
Berkley Hunt = (Rude word beginning with 'c' for a part of the female anatomy) The 'Berkley' has been shortened to 'Berk' or 'burk'
 






Vinyl Richie

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Jul 30, 2003
2,199
Polling North Standers
Lord Bracknell said:
We'll get a Bettino

Bettino Craxi = taxi.

Former Italian prime minister, just in case you've forgotten.

better yet catch a sherb(ert dab) to the nuclear (sub)


alternative: off down the battle (cruiser = boozer)
:drink:
 


glosterseagull

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Oct 2, 2003
221
Wilts said:
"You're 'avin a bubble"... some cockney rhyming slang is quality. Sometimes you find people who overuse it on purpose to make them sound cool... damn annoying people.

I was born in Cyprus (RAF Child). My London Cousiin!"s said

"Bleedin ell. We got a bleedin Bubble for a cousin!"

Bubble and Squeak - Greek

So wha's your Bubble mean, Wilts?
 


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