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Twats everywhere
What does she look like? 

She could have a job as a Marilyn Monroe look-alikey.What does she look like?![]()
She could have a job as a Marilyn Monroe look-alikey.
That's actually a very fair point. It's more the enormous cheering on social media that gets my goat. "Hooray, the posh bird's been dumped! Burn the witch! Find the next victim!" I doubt she had a Facebook account before she entered that shitefest.
You do know X Factor viewing is for chavs? ITV is for chavs.
I should clarify that by half decent I mean by X Factor standards rather than by Ella Fitzgerald standards. That's the problem when you post something ranty. But come on, does the world really need an 8 piece boy band that look like every sixth former in the country?
I have no idea about the specific people you are talking about as I don't watch X Factor. But, also, I still don't have any idea what you are talking about because I've not seen a single mention of it in my Twitter feed.
As with choosing whether to watch ITV at 8pm(?) on a Saturday night, you also choose who you follow on Twitter.
(I have children)
Not even close to the point. She'll be reading the comments or her family will.
Is this a confession?Its a bit like going into McDonalds and demanding to see the clown, you will just be handed a mirror.
So, a half decent jazz singer with a ready made image is hoofed off the X-Factor in favour of 8 identikit Liams with the personality of a slug that's training in accountancy, and who anyone over the age of 20 would walk past in the road without noticing. Facebook and Twitter seem delighted, mourning only briefly the fact they won't be able to spam the poor cow in to a madhouse next week as well. Yes she wasn't quite Etta James but if I see one more kid in skin tight keks and a fringe the size of Newcastle murder a song that should never have been released in the first place I'm going to scream.
Still, it's all good since she's posh. Right?
Not only has your wife got hold of the TV remote, she's also got your NSC log in too.
Sort it out !
Don't watch it.
[MENTION=277]looney[/MENTION] has nailed it, it's absolute gash. There are still people who are reasonably intelligent who watch this, but I struggle to understand why. For a start, Strictly is on BBC1, and is decent family entertainment. Just watch that if you must watch TV with the kids. It's about 100 times better.
I went to the gym on Saturday night last week to avoid all this (and before you argue there are a fit women to stare at, that’s what the Internet is for).
Tidy post, and not altogether wrong. I just think it's preferable to have my 13 yo and 11yo kids watching that over X-Factor which is shocking.