REMF match DETAILS needed

[fatboy]

Oh yeah,I need this.

Times of goals, subs etc.

And team sheets.

Please.

Is that a joke?

 

[Chesney Christ]

Mendoza10 was the only person to kick the ball far enough to attempt the cross bar challenge

*Ahem*

I actually hit the bar, Brett......

 

[Mendoza]

*Ahem*

I actually hit the bar, Brett......

poncy kicks that bounce dont count

 

[Publius Ovidius]

poncy kicks that bounce dont count

exactly

 

[ali jenkins]

I took the corner for Sheebo to have a header cleared off the line!

Oh and i took some more free-kicks and corners, and i scored our 5th PENNO!


Oh and i ditched this bird who i was going to SMASH THE SHIT OUT OF to play in the game!


Oh and i was wearing FIFTEEN not FIVE as Dave told everyone, TWICE!


Oh and i was in the shower talking to DODGE while i was washing my BALLS

And I braught MARLOWE a pint! (Which he never braught back)


Think thats all the memorable things that happened to me that night!

 

[Mendoza]

the first thing dodge said to me when i introduced myseld to him was

"ah brett, theres lots of pretty girls in the bar waiting for you"

 

[ali jenkins]

the first thing dodge said to me when i introduced myseld to him was

"ah brett, theres lots of pretty girls in the bar waiting for you"

Yeah, i told him to make that joke!

 

[Mendoza]

Yeah, i told him to make that joke!

was that when you were playing with your nads standing naked next to him

 

[ali jenkins]

was that when you were playing with your nads standing naked next to him

Yes, Yes it was!


And acctually i was washing them!

 

[Sheebo]

I don't know you so it probably won't count as a bum suck but I thought you were the best player for the remf team. Very solid.

Much appreciated thanks. Obviously Paul Rogers was the best player but we wont count him!

 

[Les Biehn]

Much appreciated thanks. Obviously Paul Rogers was the best player but we wont count him!

Well yeah, but he did have few more years in the professional game than you.

 

[Chesney Christ]

poncy kicks that bounce dont count

I was merely questioning the sentence "Mendoza10 was the only person to kick the ball far enough to attempt the cross bar challenge".

Surely, the fact that I actually hit the bar, even on the bounce, would indicate that my effort was pretty good (I think it bounced just before the six yard box), and pretty close to hitting the bar on the full......

: pedanticbastard:

 

[Mendoza]

Whoever wore the 4 and 15 shirt and the 18 shorts, theres some mysterious stains that wont come out - what were you guys doing ??

 

[Scotty Mac]

Oh and i was in the shower talking to DODGE while i was washing my BALLS

you also got the hnour of showering with crocs either side of you

surely the 7 FOOT TALL MAN deserves a mention?

and i had ricky marlowe in my car

 

[Bakesy]

you also got the hnour of showering with crocs either side of you

surely the 7 FOOT TALL MAN deserves a mention?

and i had ricky marlowe in my car

You HAD him?.......Wickerd.....

 

[1066gull]

I got Gullys Girls to turn up

 

[El Turi]

I got cramp.

 

[Bakesy]

I got pissed.

 

[Mendoza]

I ate 2 black jellie babies and 1 red wine gum before kick off

 

[Little Rich]

I ate 2 black jellie babies and 1 red wine gum before kick off

Did anybody else eat the jellie babies or was it just me, brett and Richie?