A certain player trying to drive a hole whilst holding his mobile phone on one shoulder talking to his "customer" on the Tee is in my book a hanging offence.
I seem to Remember Tricky Dicky missing the easiest putt in the world once. . . . .
the excuse was one of our freinds whos an E***e Agent had his ring tone set to Monty Python, the phone was clipped to his golf bang in a 'flash twat' fashion and it rang just as the shot was being played