Seagull58
In the Algarve
A couple of years ago I went to a speed-dating event. One of the women asked me where my accent was from. I said to her "well, where do you think?". She thought for quite a while but couldn't come up with a guess. I said "I'll give you a clue - I am from Europe and I speak English". After another pregnant pause, she finally offers: "Germany?"
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I once tested some of my US colleagues with a football quiz. In answer to the question "name 5 London football teams" the first answer fired back was, of course, "Manchester United"! He then buried his head in his hands having, fairly quickly, realised the faux pas.