Regrets

[Normal Rob]

I've had a few...

Meeting my girlfriend after the last game at the goldstone.
Not bailing out of my current job when i was younger.
Not going travelling (yet)
Supporting Liverpool as a kid before i realised that you should always support your local team. (i'm guilty of a criminal offence there)
Shagging my mates sister (endless grief)

that's it for starters.

 

[WATFORD O]

you forgot to mention 'being a Brighton fan' or the fact that your mates sister was 12 at the time.....

 

[dwayne]

...I wish I had beat Watford's kid harder at the Goldstone.

 

[WATFORD O]

dwayne, You never went to the goldstone and my kid would have beaten you senseless. I heard you bottled it when you met safeway. I heard you gave it large about how you and your posse were gonna do him in and then did f*** ALL when it came right down to it. Youre all mouth sunshine.

 

[Normal Rob]

it was your sister Watford my friend.

 

[WATFORD O]

doubt it. I dont have one.

 

[Normal Rob]

oh - it must have been your bird then - you said it was your sister though. Ashamed were you?

 

[WATFORD O]

It couldnt have been my bird as she doesnt like gay men.

Is this one going to go round and round

 

[Juan Albion]

Is this one going to go round and round

No, but I heard your bird does.

 

[dwayne]

it was your mum. East London slapper. didn't c u in area on saturday?

 

[WATFORD O]

No, you must be judging her by your birds standard.

Over to you.