Ref for Saturday

[Bladders]

Is he one of the numerous bald twats we seem to regularly get?

 

[StonehamPark]

That penalty was clearly inside the box. That wasn't the issue. The issue was the completely clean tackle by Calderon that resulted in everybody inside the Amex (home fans, away fans, both sets of players and staff) sitting back in their seats and awaiting the inevitable corner.

"HAHAHAHA, NOT SO", cackled Hoops, as he pointed to the spot and nodded to Smug Eddie. "Not so!".

Why did I read (and picture) that in the voice of Dick Dastardly?

 

[Paris]

We need to put in a 2010/11 type Valley performance that doesn't give him the chance to f*** up our season. Same goes for tomorrow evening. At the opposition from the off. High pressing. We'll worry about the outcome of the Burnley Boro game at 9.40pm. Up the stripes!