Radio on-air requests [and some Facebook behaviour] ... they are so pathetic

[1959]

After Popmaster, when someone says "Can I just say a few hellos, Ken?" Why? Why? Why? What's the ****ing point? What will it do for them, or you, or anybody?

"First to my beautiful wife, Sally, thanks for putting up with me all these years! Dave and Martin, the warehouse lads from Skinner's Boxes in Gloucester, Big Phil the banjo king, 'Spanner' Chris, Pete and Susie our best friends from Shepton Mallet, all the regulars at the Green Cock, you know who you are, and anyone else who knows me."

I have to turn the radio off. I get far too embarrassed by the utterly pointless wankiness of it.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

I hate this sort of thing...

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685 favourites and 1,300+ retweets.

The name didn't fit the face, so I did some Googling (hero fireman/child wearing face mask) and it turns out to be a pack of lies. A Saudi firefighter did put the mask on a child (and became a hero), but both of them survived - http://m.gulfnews.com/news/gulf/saudi-arabia/saudi-firefighter-becomes-instant-hero-1.1160001

Why make up bollocks like that?

 

[Papa Lazarou]

F@cking Bitstrips are doing my head in

 

[Muzzy]

F@cking Bitstrips are doing my head in

You can stop them showing on your feed Papa