[Humour] Punchlines that don't need the build up

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

It’s a Fawlty Towers gag

Pretenious?
I don't recall any such mispronunciation

 

[Grassman]

“This one goes to eleven.”

 

[jcdenton08]

Lashings of hot screwdriver

 

[bhafc99]

“The 30 minutes are nearly up, but you’re not there yet Swindon fans…”

 

[Coldeanseagull]

Infamy

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

He fell out of a watchtower

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

The un, deux, trois cat sank.

 

[Redinpeace]

Ritz salad

 

[Redinpeace]

celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

 

[jcdenton08]

celery, apples, walnuts, grapes.

Now COME ON

 

[beorhthelm]

Juan donkey

 

[Thunder Bolt]

What do you think of it so far?

 

[sully]

We’re fresh out of Waldorfs

Don’t mention the war!

Don’t panic, Mr Mainwaring!

You stupid boy.

Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

…. Anyway. Moving on….

 

[Weststander]

I heard that, pardon.

 

[WATFORD zero]

DAN

 

[Mr Bridger]

We dug another tunnel.

What, with these feet.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

Terrible

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

The England Cricket Team.

 

[Sid and the Sharknados]

The England Cricket Team.

Also, the England Football Team.

 

[Randy McNob]

That's not a knife