[Misc] Punchlines only

[Mackenzie]

The one I know ends, "Hans that does dishes is as soft as Gervais, over my green hairy lipped squid"

Same joke, different set up.

 

[The Lemming Stomper]

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Mrs Crunt

 

[PTC Gull]

Jamaica?.......No she went on her accord

 

[Algernon]

Rupert the fridge.

 

[Jaxie]

Well you ****ing found time yesterday

Exactly what I was going to post!

 

[Pogue Mahone]

You weren't there, man.

 

[Pogue Mahone]

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to sing about how good the old one was.

 

[Jaxie]

“I just did that”

“It’s not a lion, it’s a giraffe”

 

[Billy the Fish]

Throw them a basketball

 

[Return of the Rev]

..........what's with the big paws.


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[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Wong, on so many different levels.

 

[FairWeatherFan]

Welcome to Barbados, have a nice day

 

[jessiejames]

I got a dog but I can't find it anywhere.

 

[Questions]

Well, it looked so good I ate it myself.

 

[Winker]

And the barman said: "Is this some sort of joke"

 

[franks brother]

do her doggy style I want a puppy."

 

[jakarta]

Surely a Vase would be more appropriate?

 

[Uh_huh_him]

**** off you red-nosed ****!

 

[Jack Straw]

Chihuahuas.

 

[Yes Chef]

'you can't marmalade your cock up a girl's bum'