Profound sayings

[Blue3]

And your broom will look after you?

No just look after your broom........Dave

 

[Blue3]

The Love you take is equal to the love you make.

Great Beatles song

 

[Blue3]

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Now I like this very profound

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Dear Religion.

Recently I took a man to the edge of space and dropped him from orbit safely back to earth.

Recently you shot a little girl in the face for wanting to go to school.

Yours sincerely.

Science.

 

[Titanic]

One swallow doesn't make a summer.

 

[Shropshire Seagull]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.

There are only two certainties in life, death and taxes.

I'll swing for 'im!

Hoisted by your own petard.

Is the sun over the yardarm?

 

[Mowgli37]

Great Beatles song

Indeed, what a way to end their recording careers as well, a beautiful nugget of wisdom that still resonates to this day (if you discount the 23 seconds of 'Her Majesty').

 

[Miximate]

The more I practise, the luckier I get!

 

[Lindfield by the Pond]

Man who go to bed with itchy bum
Wake up with smelly finger.

 

[Baldseagull]

Life is a poo sandwich, the more bread you got, the less you taste the poo

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

One swallow doesn't make a summer.

But can make a good night

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

History will kind to me...............For I'm going to write it.

Churchill

 

[Norman Potting]

Smile, things could get worse. So I smiled and they did.

Owing to budgetary constraints the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

 

[SeagullinExile]

And, just incase that gets censored for rude words:

Man who go to bed with biscuit tin is f*****g crackers.

 

[Seaber]

“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” - Tolkien

“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” - Tolkien

“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.” - Douglas Adams

 

[Albion in the north]

One I learnt on my travels..
Querer es Poder - To want to is to be able to

And one from my wife..
Everything will be alright in the end
If its not alright, its not the end

 

[livewire11]

Great thread

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

No matter how good she looks, no matter how much you want her...somebody somewhere is putting up with her shiiit.

 

[El Presidente]

You don't leave the company, you leave the management.

 

[soistes]

"Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it" (George Santayana)