Predictable future Arsegas headlines

[Collar Feeler]

I'll start us off and we can see how many they plagiarise from NSC.

Bloomin' Marvellous

Bloom bets on rosy future

 

[magoo]

Albion/Seagulls in Bloom!

They've Bloom-in done it! (promotion headline)

 

[NF9]

Collar-Feeler rapes donkey.

 

[skipper734]

Seagulls Bloom under Slade.

 

[Mendoza]

Albion No Longer Lead By Their Dick

 

[Collar Feeler]

Collar-Feeler rapes donkey.

Bestiality is so yesterday! And that thing with the sheep was never proved

 

[Wardy]

Brighton in Bloom
It's all doom and Bloom

 

[Don Quixote]

bloom and bust

 

[Muzzman]

Lily whites wither at Withdean as Brighton Bloom.

Brighton and Hove Albion 3 - 0 Leeds United

Murray 15, 20, 79

 

[Titanic]

Bloom cashes in his chips.

 

[simmo]

Bloom times for the Albion