Poyet On Shortlist To Replace Jesus

[Barrel of Fun]

He forgave Suarez for his misdemeanours. It sounds like something Jesus would do.

 

[Tooting Gull]

To be fair, getting Adam El Abd to pass it around makes the loaves and fishes trick look like a piece of piss.

Are we all finally getting our sense of humour back about Poyet....

 

[Soulman]

His first signing might be Moses....

 

[Pavilionaire]

The Father, The Son and The Holy Ghost - Gus, Tanno and Oatway?

 

[Barrel of Fun]

He oversaw a period whereby water (basic catering) was turned in to whine.

 

[Pavilionaire]

<Pontius Pilate> "So, are you REALLY the Son Of God?"
<Gus> "Ees complicated."

 

[Leighgull]

Glenn Murray was injured for that game though so he was in the stands.

I'm liking your work. Murray also has a touch of the boy Lazarus about him too. The way he manages to rise from agonised death in the 18 yard box to coolly slide home the resultant penalty.

 

[stripeyshark]

Well he won't have to worry about hitting a ceiling.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Hoskins barely played under the tenure of Poyet, due to injury. I think Gustavo has a long way to go before replacing Jesus.