Poyet Caption Competition

[Alan Duffys sideburns]

Charlie Oatway explaining something to the boss, who looks rather worried!

Your Captions please people.......

 

[Gritt23]

No Gus, Falmers not built yet. That really is our ground.

 

[Zeff]

We've got more then one Gay in this village

 

[Djmiles]

Yes Gus, that's Colin Hawkins' REAL nose.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

No , that really is Hawkins's own nose.

 

[jcdenton08]

'Ere, Gaffer, look at me recitin' that Shakesbeer what I saw that Oliver bloke do on Sky Arts


"All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages."

 

[seagullwedgee]

"and the guy with the weird accent wearing the gloves, he's our first choice keeper, he's let in 18 in 5 games, would you believe that!!?"

 

[Northstander]

Charlie: So Gus me old mate, if I can just confirm what defend means again, if the other team have the ball near Kuipers we have to get it away or near their goal or at least?

Gus thinks (FFS, what have I done?)

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Russ used to give me £40 to pay for the lads KFC after training but I suppose thats out of order now.

 

[Gav1901]

Why don't you like slapheads ?

 

[Slade's Head Polisher]

Yes Gus, that is the best that El-Abd can play.

 

[Triggaaar]

No Gus, this is our first team

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Craig Davies will eventually hit that barn door.

 

[Lewes' best seagull]

So the doctor said if i didnt put my finger up my nose as much, my nose wouldnt bleed.

 

[Barry Izbak]

I've learnt 'ow t'read and write English since I've bin 'ere.
I can put a word in for ya if you two wanna get on the course.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Do you want me to call the vet tomorrow to put them out of their misery ?

 

[jcdenton08]

Do you want me to call the vet tomorrow to put them out of their misery ?

Why would Oatway be saying that?!

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Why would Oatway be saying that?!

Its a whole lot cheaper than a contract killing.

 

[albionalex]

"I still don't know how to say your name. Is it poy-ay or Poy-et?"

 

[Rookie]

Yes boss Virgo really is captain and does have to play in every game no matter how shit he is.