Potential dilemma of hideous proportions...

[KT17]

Lending them a car? Are you sure that this chancer that your niece in law is getting hitched to is a millionaire? I'd investigate further; if it turns out he's a pathological liar the wedding's off, and your wife's folks are eternally grateful.

Yeah, but it's the niece's parents organising/paying for the wedding and they're tight, hence...

 

[Beach Hut]

I advised Mrs Hut we would not go on holiday till the 29th, she took it well

 

[sparkie]

Another classic Poojah tale, post #45

http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...not-letting-me-go/page5&p=5545555#post5545555

 

[KT17]

Another classic Poojah tale, post #45

http://www.northstandchat.com/showt...not-letting-me-go/page5&p=5545555#post5545555

Priceless!

 

[Hampster Gull]

Give them the car rather than lend it to them, nd tell them you cant make it. Win win

 

[Soulman]

Just planning diary with football contingencies.

There's a possibility we could wind up at Wembley on 28th May, in a game starting at 5.00pm.

My wife's niece gets married at 1.00pm that day, in Dorchester, been in our diary for a year, we're even lending them a car as their going-away vehicle.

Potentially feck and double feck!

Would I

1. Try to break up the relationship?

2. Hire a helicopter?

3. Throw a sickie and be forever parted from two beloved treasures?

You go down with a virus a few days before the wedding and are advised to steer clear of family because it is contagious. You do the decent thing and move out for a few days to save your wife and family catching it.
Then a few nights pampering yourself and indulging in a few scoops ending with the match at Wembley.
The return home suitably hungover and looking a bit worse for wear will be attributed to your illness......so looked after and waited on when you get home.

 

[OzMike]

Just planning diary with football contingencies.

There's a possibility we could wind up at Wembley on 28th May, in a game starting at 5.00pm.

My wife's niece gets married at 1.00pm that day, in Dorchester, been in our diary for a year, we're even lending them a car as their going-away vehicle.

Potentially feck and double feck!

Would I

1. Try to break up the relationship?

2. Hire a helicopter?

3. Throw a sickie and be forever parted from two beloved treasures?

We will be automatically promoted by then surely,

 

[John Bumlick]

why are you asking nsc? which would you rather attend? that's what you should do. if you're pussywhipped enough to do what's expected of you rather than what you want to do then no amount of advice from this site is going to change that. but if you really want advice, here goes: it's your wife's niece for christ's sake and you're lending them your car - you've done enough, go to the ****ing football. pussy.

 

[KT17]

why are you asking nsc? which would you rather attend? that's what you should do. if you're pussywhipped enough to do what's expected of you rather than what you want to do then no amount of advice from this site is going to change that. but if you really want advice, here goes: it's your wife's niece for christ's sake and you're lending them your car - you've done enough, go to the ****ing football. pussy.

Is it time for your medication JB?

 

[Prince Monolulu]

why are you asking nsc? which would you rather attend? that's what you should do. if you're pussywhipped enough to do what's expected of you rather than what you want to do then no amount of advice from this site is going to change that. but if you really want advice, here goes: it's your wife's niece for christ's sake and you're lending them your car - you've done enough, go to the ****ing football. pussy.

Nail. On. Head. Grow some.

 

[Grombleton]

Kill them.

I laughed more than is perhaps socially acceptable

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

Wife's niece?
Gods trousers! I wouldn't go even if there was no football, waste of my time.
But if we do have to go to Wembley it's a no brainier, no way would I miss it.

 

[Lower West Stander]

Speaking as someone who got married in a registry office and is now separated, I really can't see the problem.

And "wife's niece"? FFS!

 

[The Legend that IS Lawro]

Got my 'wife to be' up and out of bed on our Wedding Day at about 2.30am in order to get a cab to a hotel with a TV to watch England v Denmark in the World Cup.

Football has a place.

 

[KT17]

Nail. On. Head. Grow some.

Irony?