Potential chants for new managers

[Simster]

Hantz Hantz wherever you may be
You burn our sheep in your home country
But it could be worse
you could be Palace scum
burning down your Croydon slum

 

[dennis]

We all like a bit of bananarama

Rob Di Matteo's watching, in charge of the albion ( in charge of the Albion )
Rob Di Matteo's watching, in charge, of, the albion

 

[Buzzer]

To the tune of Macarena

Oh Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyyipa
Oh Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyyipa
Oh Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyypia, Sami Hyyipa
Oh.....Sami Hyypia.

That really is shit, isn't it?

 

[Nathan]

Hantz rhymes with 'bonce', not 'pants'.

How about...

Posh spice is a slapper
She's even had The Fonz
And when she's shagging Beckham
She thinks of Freddy Hantz

Oh freddy freddy, freddy freddy freddy, freddy hantz

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Freddie Hantz is magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Brighton job
he said "Je vais avoir que"

 

[WardysLoveChild]

For goodness sake
we love the hyypia hyypia shape...

more lines to follow surely!

 

[Nathan]

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
We have French, Freddy
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

Que sera, sera
Whatever will be, will be
We have French, Freddy
Que sera, sera
What will be, will be

(Repeat to fade)

 

[father_and_son]

Yesterday! Poyet seems so far away!
Then Garcia said he wouldn't stay!
Oh I believe, in Fred-ed-ie {or Sam-am-mi}

Suddenly, we're not half the team we used to be!
There's a budget called F - F - P
Oh suddenly, we got Fred-ed-ie {or Sam-am-mi}

Why Gus had to go I don't know, he wouldn't say!
We hired someone wrong, now I long for Fred-ed-ie {or Sam-am-mi}

 

[Bladders]

Saw one on here yesterday but can't find the thread. It was something like

Sami Hyyyyyy-pia
He's not Garcia
He played for Bayer and Liverpool
He's big and kinky
He's from Helsinki
Please don't take our Ssmi away!