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5mins-from-amex

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Sep 1, 2011
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coldean
I think men who fantasise over cars are weird.

It's just a piece of metal connected by bolts and nuts designed to get you from one place to another or to race.

Dont think fantasise is the right word, if you dont get the attraction or only see cars as a mode of transport then thats your choice, but its not weird to enjoy cars or see them as a good hobbie.
 




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What makes a Yugo go faster? A tow truck.

Why do Yugos have a rear window defroster? So you can keep your hands warm while you're pushing it.

A man goes into an auto parts store and asks, "Can you give me a cigarette lighter for my Yugo?" "Sure, sounds like a fair trade to me."

What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire? A write-off. What do you call a Yugo at the top of a hill? A miracle.

What do you call the Yugo owner's manual? The bus timetable. How can you double the worth of a Yugo? By filling its gasoline tank.

What is the smallest part of a Yugo? The owners brain. What do you call someone who buys a secondhand Yugo? A scrap dealer.

What does a Yugo buyer do to look sophisticated? Wears dark glasses.

Why do they give away free TVs with Yugos? So you've got something to do while waiting for the mechanic to come and fix it.

What do you call a Yugo with twin exhausts? A wheelbarrow. What is the difference between a Yugo and a golf ball? You can drive a golf ball 360 yards.
 














tgretton87

Shoreham Beach Seagull#2
Jul 30, 2011
691
Fell in love with this car when Jeremy Clarkson drove it from UK to Norway in a race with Hamster and C Slow. Strong Fast good looking motor that you could drive everyday.:tantrum:

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